Does Your Boss Like You?

Does your boss actually like you? Or are you just guessing? We've all wondered it after a weird Slack message, a skipped 1:1, or a performance review that felt... off. This isn't a personality quiz. It's a verdict. Answer 17 quick questions about how your boss actually treats you — the Slack messages, the meetings, the little moments you've probably overanalyzed at 2am. Then get your case file. HOW IT WORKS → Answer 17 honest questions about your real workplace dynamic → Your answers are scored across two hidden dimensions: how invested your boss actually is, and how authentic they're really being with you → Get matched to one of 14 possible verdicts — from "Quietly Your Biggest Fan" to "Actively Managing You Out" → Every result comes with a full breakdown: what the signs mean, and what to watch for next WHY IT HITS DIFFERENT This isn't generic horoscope-style flattery. The questions are built around real workplace patterns — how they respond in 1:1s, whether they defend you in meetings you're not in, how they handle your PTO requests, what their silence actually means. The verdict is specific, a little uncomfortable, and usually more accurate than you'd like. UNLOCK YOUR FULL RESULT Your case file starts locked. You'll see a preview — enough to know something's coming — before you unlock the complete verdict, including: What your boss really thinks of you Whether they respect you or just tolerate you Signs they're secretly disappointed (or secretly rooting for you) Whether they'd actually fight to keep you if it came down to it The one signal you probably missed Don't want to pay? Share the app with 3 people instead and unlock it for free. Your call. BUILT TO SHARE Once you get your verdict, share your result card directly — dare your coworkers to take the test and compare notes. Half the fun is finding out who's "Quietly Your Biggest Fan" and who's "One Bad Quarter Away." PRIVATE BY DESIGN No account required. No data sold. Your answers stay on your device — this isn't a form that goes anywhere, it's just you, 17 questions, and a few minutes of brutal honesty. Take the test. Get your verdict. See if you were right all along.