Doink Alerts
Their losses. Your joy.
0 ratings
Free
Rating summary
About
Follow a college football or basketball team you cannot stand. Doink grades every ugly play, missed kick, and collapse — then tells you about it.
Pick a program. Set the Misery Meter: Last Rites if you only want the final, For Masochists if you want every ugly play. We cap the noisy tiers so your phone survives Saturday.
• Live scoreboard that highlights the losers
• A feed of turnovers, missed kicks, and blown leads for the teams you follow
• Lock Screen and Dynamic Island Live Activities when a followed team is in Imminent Doom or Collapse Underway
• National leaderboards for losing streaks, blowouts, and season doink
• Push notifications you asked for, with quiet hours
• No account. No ads. No tracking.
We're 15–60 seconds behind the broadcast. Savor it.
Data from CollegeFootballData.com and NCAA record books. Not affiliated with any school.
Show more
+1
What's New in Doink Alerts
0.3.6
November 5, 2026
NEW • Hold a Feed play to suggest a sharper roast. It's a note to us, not a public post. • After a win with a long tape, the game page can say it still wouldn't trade places with that school, even with this W. Or that they technically won, and they're still an L. CHANGES • A team page that fails to load says so, with Try again. • Blown-lead alerts only go out when that play is still the latest in the game. • On Leaders, Chokers still ranks by losses as the favorite. A tie goes to the bigger choke, so a 99% loss sits above a coin-flip. • Tapping the stars on What's New opens the rating prompt.
More
