Doink CFB

Follow a college football team you cannot stand. Doink grades every ugly play, missed kick, and collapse — then tells you about it. Pick a program. Set the Misery Meter: Last Rites if you only want the final, For Masochists if you want every ugly play. We cap the noisy tiers so your phone survives Saturday. • Live scoreboard that highlights the losers • A feed of turnovers, missed kicks, and blown leads for the teams you follow • Lock Screen and Dynamic Island Live Activities when a followed team is in Imminent Doom or Collapse Underway • National leaderboards for losing streaks, blowouts, and season doink • Push notifications you asked for, with quiet hours • No account. No ads. No tracking. We're 15–60 seconds behind the broadcast. Savor it. Data from CollegeFootballData.com and NCAA record books. Not affiliated with any school.