I need help
I know a lot of ppl in the comments are saying how good it is but there is so little to do I just wanna know if I’m missing something please developers tell me what I’m supposed to do
Work Time Fun?
This game is awesome Lol, if you remember (WTF) “Work Time Fun” on Sony PSP then this app is for you 😂. I just wish there was more things being updated like newer random games?. Anyways love this type of Genere?? Games?
Awesome sauce
Dear creator:
This is utterly perplexing, this app opens a master lock in my brain to unfold dreams in my every night
sleeping experiences.
Especially baby’s bouncing off of hot dogs.
I enjoy it for the reason it represents my personality. Best regards… -TheEightBall 🎱
Ps: before downloading this app a celestial gold fish was riding on a pbj and told me to the the worm (as usual)after that I transported to a room full of platypus that told me to check my phone the App Store was open to this game (thank the platypus.)
This is utterly perplexing, this app opens a master lock in my brain to unfold dreams in my every night
sleeping experiences.
Especially baby’s bouncing off of hot dogs.
I enjoy it for the reason it represents my personality. Best regards… -TheEightBall 🎱
Ps: before downloading this app a celestial gold fish was riding on a pbj and told me to the the worm (as usual)after that I transported to a room full of platypus that told me to check my phone the App Store was open to this game (thank the platypus.)
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Response from developer
We were aware of most of this functionality except for the PBJ. There is no PBJ in "Don't Buy This App". Is it possible you've confused it with your lunch box?
YES
Yes yes yes
BUY NOW
This game cured my cancer
GREAT GAME!!!!
We need updates🙏🙏 not that there’s literally ANYTHING that’s not perfect about this,I’d just like more options!
plunging asymptote
a white noise more torturous than silence
Very informative!
The owl teached me how to say fish sticks or something like that in Indian. And today I was in India and needed to order fish sticks from a sewer man. Really helpful!
Wow
Pretty sure the creators carbon monoxide monitor was broken whilst creating this but that just makes it better <3
Amazing
This app has changed my life in a way I could never even describe.
Response from developer
COULD never... or WOULD never?
What in the…
What,this app is goofy ahh save your money
me
this is so me fr ong
This app, is correct.
Perfect in every way. Please waste more time and make another, thank you.
Response from developer
If I made another, you'd just have two of the same app. Seems silly. How would you tell them apart even
Wow
There’s so many layers to it that branch off into other things and I want there to be endless layers
Response from developer
HINT: make the exploding head explode enough times and you might get a surprise
Oh no
Pistachios
Now I don’t need to listen to BTS, crying…
Because I can listen to BTS while playing this game!
And once I’m done writing this review, I’ll go pretend to date anime boys!
Life is da best when you got da best game ever! 👻(da ghost is me mark)
I used to cry because of Mr. Jimmie, he stole me life away in a flash of cruelty. I wasn’t prepared for what happened. I cried rivers of tears, even my blood would leak in those rivers. I wanted to be dead… But now, I just want to sleep with Choi Soobin.
K-pop guys, and anime boys, the only thing I’ll ever love, besides this game!
👻😈🇺🇸💸☕️😵🕶😎🐰🥹🤬🚬🧨(LIGHT IT UP LIKE DYNAMITE) ❤️🔥🙀🙊🐺🕸🦇🐣🪺🐲🌷
And once I’m done writing this review, I’ll go pretend to date anime boys!
Life is da best when you got da best game ever! 👻(da ghost is me mark)
I used to cry because of Mr. Jimmie, he stole me life away in a flash of cruelty. I wasn’t prepared for what happened. I cried rivers of tears, even my blood would leak in those rivers. I wanted to be dead… But now, I just want to sleep with Choi Soobin.
K-pop guys, and anime boys, the only thing I’ll ever love, besides this game!
👻😈🇺🇸💸☕️😵🕶😎🐰🥹🤬🚬🧨(LIGHT IT UP LIKE DYNAMITE) ❤️🔥🙀🙊🐺🕸🦇🐣🪺🐲🌷
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Response from developer
"Don't Buy This App": quite similar to K-pop.
👍👁👄👁💅
I am a lemur and I can use this app when I saw this on my tv I thought it would be like every other app but it’s the missing piece of my life
Response from developer
We were hoping some lemurs were using our app. We knew it was possible, but thank you for the confirmation!
Everything I ever wanted
This app has given me a new lease on life. I was down on my luck, bored and having a terrible day, when I found this app. I don’t know what I was expecting, but it’s been wonderful. Ever since I correctly answered that I wanted tea and received my prize, Europe, I’ve been hooked. I bounced a baby around and destroyed Ryan Gosling, I learned that Wyoming is the first ever salsa-only state, I’ve fed rockets to bunnies, and I learned Spanish from Queen Elizabeth I. I have 100 pugs and 50 horses and all my friends are jealous. I am also married with five kids, and everybody clapped.
M
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Response from developer
You've really made the grade!
Aa
I offended ot and now i think its behind me
If only the evil Chinese sea monkeys from outer space knew..
The story I’m about to tell came about moments after downloading this app.
This morning when I woke up I put a pinkish/orange bath towel down the back of my shirt and pretended it was my super hero cape. Even though it was pinkish/orange I pretended it was BLUE. I pretended it was blue cause that’s the color cape my super hero would wear. When I came up with this super hero I wanted to pick something really super original. Because he was wrastling gatorcrocs and wearing a blue cape (cause that's what I pretended it was) i thought 🤔💭gators are in water and my cape is blue like water 🤔 and I thought there aren't any water super heroes so i am calling him Aquatic-Man, or Aquaman! I haven't decided yet. So it makes sense why he wrastled 2 amphibians in earlier chapters. Snakes and alligators. But this time our fearful leader was attacking a different kind of problem. I pretended all the sugar in my house was cocaine (but don’t worry it wasn’t cocaine, it was just coffee creamer 🤫), and I pretended my shed was a middle school and I had to stop the cocaine (remember it’s just sugar I took from my house it wasn’t really cocaine, it was just coffee creamer 🤫) from affecting our children. So I ran into the school (which was really just a shed) and I pretended my tooth brush was a sword and I chopped all the bags of cocaine (remember I’m just pretending) up and threw them against the walls so that the kids couldn’t do it no more! After I scolded the 7 year olds, I threatened the lives of their parents if they ever went near the cocky doo doo powder (that’s what I told them the name of it was, that way they would think it’s gross) again. So with my powers of mass destruction, & my firm talking ability... and 3 years of intense psychological, hypnotic drug rehab the small 7 year olds were for the most part, eventually, kinda, maybe a little bit but not much, barely even noticeably almost better... but not really.
Can you imagine what would have become had I not downloaded this app?
This morning when I woke up I put a pinkish/orange bath towel down the back of my shirt and pretended it was my super hero cape. Even though it was pinkish/orange I pretended it was BLUE. I pretended it was blue cause that’s the color cape my super hero would wear. When I came up with this super hero I wanted to pick something really super original. Because he was wrastling gatorcrocs and wearing a blue cape (cause that's what I pretended it was) i thought 🤔💭gators are in water and my cape is blue like water 🤔 and I thought there aren't any water super heroes so i am calling him Aquatic-Man, or Aquaman! I haven't decided yet. So it makes sense why he wrastled 2 amphibians in earlier chapters. Snakes and alligators. But this time our fearful leader was attacking a different kind of problem. I pretended all the sugar in my house was cocaine (but don’t worry it wasn’t cocaine, it was just coffee creamer 🤫), and I pretended my shed was a middle school and I had to stop the cocaine (remember it’s just sugar I took from my house it wasn’t really cocaine, it was just coffee creamer 🤫) from affecting our children. So I ran into the school (which was really just a shed) and I pretended my tooth brush was a sword and I chopped all the bags of cocaine (remember I’m just pretending) up and threw them against the walls so that the kids couldn’t do it no more! After I scolded the 7 year olds, I threatened the lives of their parents if they ever went near the cocky doo doo powder (that’s what I told them the name of it was, that way they would think it’s gross) again. So with my powers of mass destruction, & my firm talking ability... and 3 years of intense psychological, hypnotic drug rehab the small 7 year olds were for the most part, eventually, kinda, maybe a little bit but not much, barely even noticeably almost better... but not really.
Can you imagine what would have become had I not downloaded this app?
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