Don’t Drown in the Tub

You live alone. You shower alone. You might... slip alone. Don't Drown in the Tub is a deeply cynical, highly practical bathroom safety timer designed specifically for the solo elite. Because "I'm fine" is what everyone says right before they become local folklore. HOW IT WORKS Before you step into the potentially lethal ceramic box known as your bathtub, set a 10, 15, 20, or 30-minute timer. When you're done, tap the button to confirm you're still breathing. If the timer hits zero and you haven't responded? We assume the worst and automatically trigger your emergency protocols. SURVIVAL FEATURES • The Deadly Simple Timer One tap to start the clock, one tap to stop it. No complex menus when you're dripping wet. • Emergency Email Alerts Set a primary emergency contact. If you go dark, we instantly dispatch a high-priority SOS email to their inbox telling them to check on you. • The Safety Circle Invite your friends via a simple link (no emails required for them). They can see your real-time status (e.g., "Timer running", "Safe") and send you aggressive "nudges" if you've been in there too long. • Posthumous Handover (Last Words) If an emergency alert is triggered and remains unaddressed for 1 to 7 days (your choice), we will automatically send your pre-written "Last Words" to your emergency contact. Tell them who gets the cat, where the spare key is, or to delete your browser history. • No Location Tracking We don't track your GPS. We assume your emergency contacts already know where your bathroom is. We aren't a corporate wellness app. We don't care about your mindfulness. We just want to make sure you walk out of the bathroom on your own two feet. Stay safe. Stay alive.