Gavno
Pivo ne techet ko mne v rot(👰🏿♀️👰🏿♀️👰🏿♀️👰🏿♀️👰🏿♀️👰🏿♀️👰🏿♀️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♀️💀💀💀
one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
It was a cold rainy night as I live in a lodge in the woods, I was browsing the App Store as a usually did on a friday/saturday evening, when I came across a beacon of hope. It was then I laid my eyes on this magnificent NO! astonishing game!, without missing a beat I pressed download. The time it took to download felt like a millennia but happened to actually be a grand total of 5.23 seconds. Palms where sweaty knees arms were heavy. Mum called me down for hot-dogs but the download was complete. My fingers trembled over the play button. My eyes met with game screen, I had a wonderful array of options. "So much to choose from!" I exclaimed as i was confronted with the option to choose from beer, darker beer and even darker beer. That was just before i noticed why this game has a clear edge over every other beer drinking games in the business. The simple yet “game changing” (pun intended) addition of a camera being used to represent a clear glass tickled my pickle to the furthest extent possible as tears streamed down my face. Not only did it add an extreme amount of immersion to the activity of drinking a fake beer but it also made all my friends burst out with laughter as i pranked and joked with the app.
My last words are that playing this game was like bliss like I was truly and fully euphoric in the time I was playing this game. Not playing it brought me a wave of sadness and anxiety, I love this game and i love beer
My last words are that playing this game was like bliss like I was truly and fully euphoric in the time I was playing this game. Not playing it brought me a wave of sadness and anxiety, I love this game and i love beer
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W
The app is very good
Помехи
Почему когда наливаешь пиво начинаются зелёные помехи
Bad animation
The animation is very jittery. A bad app!
Nopoint123
It’s crap don’t work my game crashes so I give it a 1 out of 10 don’t recomend
Honest review
Absolute banger app gets me drunker than any of the other ones on the AppStore.
Врырчпоыпоа
Жестко напились и пошли громить центр москвы. Топ, 100/10🥵
Лутшае прилажениё
Скочал прилажение Бармен налил мало, но патом мы дагаварилимь когда я посматрел рикламу, он налил мне больше чем у канкурентов. Есле налъёте больше чем у конкарентов поставлю шесть звёзд
Fire
This app is fire
Doesn't work
Can't work. Every time I open this app It crashes
you can drink beer!
dude so funny, can't wait for a sequel
Omg this is so BAD
It is bad because it dose not let me do the joke and when I click the beer my game crashes 😡😡🙄🙄
Beer simulator
I think this simulator is like beer
Не понимаю смысл приложения
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