Dumb Apps

Dumb Apps is a collection of gloriously unnecessary mini-apps, questionable achievements, side quests, bad advice, strange career opportunities, unnecessary education, and absolutely no pressure to improve. Press The Button and increase your Dumbness Level. Earn Dumb Credits for your dedication. Wander through Dumbappsville, where every stop offers another opportunity to accomplish something of questionable importance. Enroll at the University of Reduced Competency and study subjects including unmusical arts, unnecessary communication, incorrect mathematics, unnecessary arts, and advanced forgetting. Visit the Job Center, take an extremely reliable career aptitude test, get hired for something vaguely important, and work your way into management through the proven professional technique of pressing buttons. Explore Dumbapps Maps, complete side quests, collect Passport stamps, make dumb art, listen to music, visit The Pour Decision, read the Dumbapps Gazette, and continue making measurable progress toward nothing in particular. Dumb Apps also features: • Dumbness Level — because numbers going up feels productive • Dumb Credits — earned through continued commitment to dumbness • Dumbapps Passport — questionable proof that you went places and did things • Dumb Art Gallery — preserve and share your masterpieces • U of RC — excellence through dumbness • Stupid Dumb IFLM Records, LLC — music nobody requested • Side quests throughout Dumbappsville • Achievements, surprises, and unnecessary rewards And if all of that sounds like too much functionality, there’s Dumb Apps Pro. Dumb Apps Pro is an optional one-time in-app downgrade that lets you pay more and get less. It intentionally reduces the experience to The Button and Dumbness Level. You can later upgrade back to the full experience for free. You’re doing great and nobody knows why.