Solid puzzle game
A few adjustments to the educational first few levels and *chefs kiss*. Totally usable offline- no ad garbage. Doesn’t even have the scent of a Chinese man
A ghost, a child, and a third act legacy for the ages
Many people think that Alan Greenspan just simply retired in 2006 after being the head of the federal reserve. What most people don’t know was at that time, he seriously got into game development. With this new step into foreign territory he brought something familiar; his vast knowledge of the Federal Reserve.
He sleeplessly worked to make this game, a game that was so highly influential and powerful that when the demo was shown to his peers it caused Black Monday. People may say he was unfairly criticized for Black Monday, but it’s my contention that he was directly involved but not because of a bad foundation of policy but because of this game and how it reset what everyone though they knew about currency.
You might think that this game wasn’t created by Alan Greenspan and that it was created by ERICH ROBERT LAMONTAGNE… has there ever been a more transparent pseudonym? Remove a few letters and you have RICH ROB MON-E…
It is being released now because he never thought the world was ready for it and I myself believed the game would die with him, until his final moment. He reached towards me and his gnarled fingers (from 20 years of game development that started in his 80s) opened to reveal an outdated Android phone with a badly cracked screen and on it was “Dwarven Mint 1.0” He managed a strained whisper “The world is ready.” As I took the phone from his outreached hand his body hollowed and sunk and slid through the carpet like quicksand. People say Alan Greenspan never had children. If that was true then what am I holding?
As you all know, Mr. Greenspan died at the age of 100 just a few days ago and thus we have been gifted a miracle;
“Dwarven Mint-The Official Game of the Federal Reserve”
It has finally been released to the world, and with that, the world will never be the same.
-Eric Stoltz (actor and personal friend of Alan Greenspan)
He sleeplessly worked to make this game, a game that was so highly influential and powerful that when the demo was shown to his peers it caused Black Monday. People may say he was unfairly criticized for Black Monday, but it’s my contention that he was directly involved but not because of a bad foundation of policy but because of this game and how it reset what everyone though they knew about currency.
You might think that this game wasn’t created by Alan Greenspan and that it was created by ERICH ROBERT LAMONTAGNE… has there ever been a more transparent pseudonym? Remove a few letters and you have RICH ROB MON-E…
It is being released now because he never thought the world was ready for it and I myself believed the game would die with him, until his final moment. He reached towards me and his gnarled fingers (from 20 years of game development that started in his 80s) opened to reveal an outdated Android phone with a badly cracked screen and on it was “Dwarven Mint 1.0” He managed a strained whisper “The world is ready.” As I took the phone from his outreached hand his body hollowed and sunk and slid through the carpet like quicksand. People say Alan Greenspan never had children. If that was true then what am I holding?
As you all know, Mr. Greenspan died at the age of 100 just a few days ago and thus we have been gifted a miracle;
“Dwarven Mint-The Official Game of the Federal Reserve”
It has finally been released to the world, and with that, the world will never be the same.
-Eric Stoltz (actor and personal friend of Alan Greenspan)
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Engaging!
I’m enjoying figuring out how to run the minting well!👍🏻
5 Stars
Addicting can’t get enough Dwarven Mint 2 coming soon
I hope
I hope
Valuable Honest fun.
What is not to love? You see bouncing coin and play with complex systems. In an age with brain-rot dopamine-slop style games being churned out like Thneeds from the Once-ler’s factories constantly chopping down truffula trees and preventing the Bar-ba-loots from playing in the shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits, it’s good to see a game that isn’t just mind numbing bright flashes and instant reward for solving the most trivial puzzles. I use to spend hours on in doing color sorting puzzles and they were so easy and required barely any thought, but my dopamine addiction made me want to see those colors get sorted and I wanted my congratulations. I had earned enough coins to buy all the things but I still had to click and get my coins just to see big numbers get bigger. You know the problem with society today is colors; we, as a culture value vibrancy and a wide ranging array of pigments. Our fruit loops are poison because we value vibrancy of our colors food higher than the health of our youth. We pour endless amounts of fertilizer and pesticides on our lawns so that they appear a more lush and beautiful green than our creepy little neighborhoods, who constantly peak out their purple window shades, and peeping through their torquing Venetian blinds in order to peer and leer at how green my grass is. We cannot continue to sleep walk through a world of neon shadows that dance and twist their ways into our subconscious, luring us in state of serenity surrounding by a torrid swirl of rainbow rich colors. And we ALL know who the problem is! It’s our local cable, that’s where it starts! And let me tell you, it goes much deeper than that. The anal cavity of brainwashing our youth with colors goes endlessly deep! In the end, vote blue no matter who. Amen! And Jesus is king!
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