Excuse Caddie: Golf Alibis
Blame anything but yourself.
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Archived App (Last seen on 30 Sep 2026)
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Excuse Caddie. Random golf excuses with a community leaderboard. No account required. No ads. No in-app purchases.
What it does:
1. Open the app: a daily excuse appears on the card.
2. Tap the yellow MULLIGAN button: a new random excuse generates with sound.
3. Or shake the phone: same result.
4. Tap the thumbs up/down buttons above the card to vote.
5. Tap the red SHARE button: captures a share card image and opens the system share sheet.
6. The top ticker shows the community top-voted excuses (requires internet).
7. Optional: turn on weekly alibi notifications (Thursday + Sunday) from the bell in the footer.
Internet is only required for the leaderboard and voting. Everything else (excuse generation, sharing, sound, notifications) works fully offline. 270 hand-curated excuses across 8 categories.
Privacy Policy: https://dotsystemsdevs.github.io/app-legal-docs/app-golfexcuse/privacy.html
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What's New in Excuse Caddie
1.5.2
May 23, 2026
Two big things in 1.5.2: Weekly alibis. Optional Thursday and Sunday reminders with a fresh excuse. Off by default, toggle in the footer. Better tablets and landscape. Layout now adapts properly on iPads and rotated phones. No more crushed buttons. Plus the usual: in-app rating prompt, smaller install size.
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