Excuse Weather

Don't feel like going out? Get a meteorological excuse. Excuse Weather is a parody forecast generator. Turn the Absurdity Dial from "Plausible" to "Apocalypse" and the forecast escalates from light drizzle to dragon activity over your neighbourhood. Roll the dice for a fresh excuse, tweak the city, time or text, and share a polished forecast card to your chats and stories. • 130 handcrafted scenarios across 5 absurdity levels • Shareable 1080×1920 cards with their own bold bulletin look • Roll the dice, browse the Excuse Library, or edit every detail • English and Turkish Apocalypse Pack (one-time purchase): Fantastic and Apocalypse levels, krakens, meteors, zombie traffic, time anomalies, aliens, lava rain and more: 64 scenarios, two extra palettes and a square card format. Important: Excuse Weather is for entertainment only. It does not contain real weather data. Every forecast is fictional, issued by the entirely fictional Institute of Convenient Weather, and every image carries a non-removable "parody" stamp. No location, no tracking, no account.