Exhibit A: Museum Captions

Your banana belongs in a museum. So does your laundry. And that chair with all the clothes on it. Exhibit A turns ordinary photographs into extraordinarily serious museum captions. Take a picture, let the curator deliberate, and watch your everyday object become an exhibit of questionable cultural significance. The writing is grand. The subject is probably a sandwich. POINT, SHOOT, OVERTHINK Take a photograph or choose one from your library. Apple Intelligence looks at the image and writes a title, a list of materials, and a short, absurdly academic interpretation. A PROPER PRESENTATION White gallery walls, a framed photograph, a theatrical curation animation, and a museum placard that writes itself into place. SHARE THE IMPORTANCE Send your photograph and caption together as one beautifully presented, watermarked image. Request another interpretation whenever the committee needs to reconsider. A PRIVATE INSTITUTION Captions are generated on your iPhone. Your photograph stays on your device until you choose to share it. No account required. Available in English, Spanish, Portuguese, Korean, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, French, German, and Italian. Requires iOS 27, an Apple Intelligence-capable iPhone, and Apple Intelligence enabled with its on-device model downloaded. Language and region availability depends on your device's Apple Intelligence settings. Exhibit A. An institution of questionable importance. Your first five successful scans are free. Unlimited Exhibits is an optional one-time purchase for unlimited new scans, with no subscription. Existing exhibits remain viewable and shareable. An optional public gallery lets you share selected exhibits and reinterpret others. Before the first public post, you can agree to OpenAI safety screening of the selected photo and caption. Report, block, and removal controls are available. Public submissions are limited to ten per installation per rolling 24 hours, including with Unlimited Exhibits.