Exit Liquidity

Everyone is someone’s exit. EXIT LIQUIDITY is a satirical management strategy game about building a fictional cryptocurrency empire and discovering what the number demands from you. RUN FOUR FLOORS OF THE MACHINE • DEV HOUSE - Hire, motivate, crunch, audit, and decide how much roadmap exists beyond the slide deck. • MINES - Expand compute, choose renewables or coal, relocate, and overclock at your own risk. • EXCHANGE - Provide liquidity, manage listings, burn supply, switch on market-making bots, and weather whales. • HQ - Cultivate communities, buy campaigns, handle watchdogs, retain lawyers and lobbyists, and spin the scandals. Every day advances the same company. Hype, trust, heat, evidence, treasury, holders, supply, and price interact in a deterministic simulation. Dirty shortcuts work... then send the bill later. Quarterly reports itemize the story your board wants to tell and the ledger it can’t hide. Your run ends when you are delisted, fired, hacked, arrested - or when you tap the big gold CASH OUT button. There is no clean victory, only a score and an epilogue. PLAY YOUR WAY • Portrait-first runs built for one sitting • Pause or run at 1×, 2×, or 4× speed • Autosave and continue • Custom coin names, tickers, logos, and procedural mint marks • First-run guided onboarding • Soundtrack, haptics, reduced-motion, and colorblind options GO GLOBAL • Verified weekly and all-time leaderboards • A shared daily market challenge • Six-character asynchronous duels on identical market conditions • Rival founder ghosts from real completed runs • Council Mode: up to four founders run one company together, with C-suite roles, proposals, voting, and one very dangerous unanimous CASH OUT All coins, companies, events, balances, dollars, and rewards are fictional. No real cryptocurrency is bought, sold, awarded, or redeemable. This is satire, not financial advice. UNLOCK THE LAB • Cash out with at least $5 million in a normal solo run to permanently unlock Sandbox Mode. • Tune treasury, token price, holders, hype, trust, heat, evidence, network health, team morale, and the market climate. • Sandbox experiments are always unranked and never enter local or global leaderboards.