FakeMonkey

Patrick the Monkey is trapped in a product review that has completely lost control. Magnet Boy is somewhere ahead—sometimes found, sometimes lost, never gone forever. Jump a blender, laptop, dog, desktop computer, car, cat, and whatever appears next. Smash cameras and ring lights for combos, collect bananas, and chase a new high score in fast one-thumb runs. Patrick starts with three lives, every 25 bananas can earn another, and four difficulty tiers make the nonsense steadily faster and stranger. Find Magnet Boy and the entire game changes: he announces himself, the crowd erupts, a heroic theme takes over, and he clears the path before returning as an independent temporary companion. Lose him and even the music gets depressed—until he appears again. • Fast, fair endless-runner action • Patrick the Monkey and his sidekick Magnet Boy • Playful boy, girl, and group character cheers • A synthetic reviewer narrating the increasingly ridiculous run • Smashable review equipment and score combos • Three lives, recoverable energy, and earnable extra lives • Daily one-run missions • Adventure charms earned through play • Everything in version 1.0 is free • No wait timers, loot boxes, account, or personal-data tracking • Playable offline How far can the realest fake monkey run?