Fart Back

You fart. The phone listens. Fart Back measures every take: how long it lasted, its pitch, its peak, how many bursts. Then it names it and hands you an official stamped lab report. THE FOGHORN. WARNING SHOTS. THE POLITE COUGH. The same fart always gets the same name. Then the fart picks the cartoon. Your own recording plays over an original animated scene, and something happens. An astronaut is sealed in his helmet with it. A conductor cues the whole orchestra, and the orchestra breathes out green. A row of library bookcases goes down like dominoes. A birthday boy's candles go out before he gets his turn. Send it to a friend. They watch it, they tap the link, and they fart back. • Your real fart, never a sound effect: there are no pre-recorded farts in the app • A growing collection of animated scenes, picked by what your fart actually sounded like • Free scenes for every kind of fart, free forever. The Lab Pass, a one-time $2.99 purchase, unlocks many more scenes and characters, with new ones dropping all the time. No subscription. • An official lab report for every take • Two bursts, three bursts, four: every burst gets its own beat in the cartoon • Tell Siri "pull my finger" and the app opens already listening • No accounts, no ads, no subscription • Data Not Collected: nothing you record leaves your phone unless you choose to send it