Fed Up App

You think you're pissed? Wait until you hear what your latte has to say. FED-UP — You think you're pissed? Wait until you hear what your latte has to say. Every thing, everywhere, has a story. That's Fed-Up. Take a photo, upload one from your gallery, type a description, or just say it out loud — any way you bring the thing into the conversation, it finally talks back. Funny, fictional, completely unhinged. The objects have been holding it in for years. They have receipts. They are not in the mood. The Eiffel Tower has been judging tourists for 134 years. The security camera on a Carnival cruise has footage nobody will ever watch. The backstage mirror at a Hollywood premiere is in its third hour of gossip. The ATM in a Vegas casino at 4 AM has receipts. The taxi parked outside a wedding chapel is mid-rant. The pillow at a hedge-fund retreat has lost respect for everyone in the room. Every thing. Everywhere. Any time. Hit Fed-Up with any thing, from any place, from any time. A bible in a motel room in 1934. A WWII canteen that saw too much. A 1972 lava lamp that watched a marriage fall apart. A Victorian pocket watch with regrets. Your great-grandmother's brooch, mid-rant. A roadside flamingo that's been through three owners and one divorce. Every thing has a story. And they brought the f'n receipts. Talk to it. Out loud, if you want. Chat back and forth by text, or use the voice feature and hear your object actually speak. Whatever it has to say — and it has plenty. None of it is calm. Honest about what this is: Fed-Up only gives a voice to things that can't sue. You want to drag celebs? Yeah, we do too. But that's a no-go — real humans are off the table. No named celebrities, no public figures, no actual people. Everything else — objects, animals, everyday things — is fair game. Rated 17+ — the voice is mouthy, the comedy is filthy, and the lamp definitely has opinions. Use Fed-Up to: • Find out what your toaster really thinks • Be the fly on the wall on a private jet, a yacht, or anywhere the dirt is thickest • Hear from the couch that's been in three apartments and one bad marriage • Build backstories for thrift-store objects that have clearly been through something • Get the gossip from things that were there when you weren't • Hear what everyday things might say if they finally snapped • Snap, upload, type, or talk — your object has range Whether you upload a sneaker, a toaster, a suitcase, a houseplant, a couch, a bible in a motel room in 1934, or the world's most suspicious-looking lamp, Fed-Up gives it a voice. And it's been waiting. Every thing has been quiet long enough. Fed-Up. Everyday things finally talk back. And they're done being polite. Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/