Fixed my entire life
On a very dark and stormy night, I encountered a wild gorgilla at the zoo. It was so scary it made my nether regions twist and turn. This caused me to lose my job, my wife, one of my balls, and even my hairline. One day after going to rehab for my insatiable Crack Addiction, my friend showed me a picture of a grullia, and it made me piss myself. Right after kicking me in the balls and shooting me in the foot he said “Stop being so scared of grilla, play Monky hero game.” After the first few levels my entire world view changed. I no longer have a receding hairline, my balls untwisted, my wife had gone through mitosis, leaving me with many more women, and most importantly of all, I was no longer scared of glorila. Thank you.
Show more
Worst game ever? 💔
This skibidi tung tung game didn’t have any mewing rizzlers with gaint gyatts. One star.
Amazing
This game is the best
Thank you gorilla rope city smasher
This game saved my life. The whimsical little animals smacking the bad guys showed me that there might be some good left in the world. This game is why I keep going, and that gorilla is who I strive to be.
Hi Guys
Hello Guys its me, Flying Gorilla, from my new app on the AppStore, Flying Gorilla
Terrific
Can’t believe I got to play this game
this gorilla ruined my life
I downloaded this game and when I killed all the enemies, the gorilla came out of the screen and touched my son and now we are in a horrible marriage and I want you to take responsibility for the hybrid kid that I didn’t want to have
Cured my ligaments
Last week I was out in the hood when I was hit by a bus. All my ligaments were damaged beyond repair. But through the power of monke and meth I am now walking the streets with my gay lover again. Thank you flying gorilla
The game made me bust on my screen
The mess was everywhere and I couldn’t hold it in after seeing him walk. Thankfully the gorilla flew through my window and licked it off my screen. 1/10 game 10/10 bust
My dog
My gorilla at my dog while salad in the blue flower :(
This game made me want do be gay
I was born at the age of 10 and my father made me get touched by nickEh30, I loved it but thats not all. After he touched me he made me pay all my child benefits to him and his 40 sons. I am now homeless and get molested every day. I am aged 4 now and have no puebes, I saw a gorilla on the streets and he had lots of puebes, I was jealous and ripped them off, turned out it was my other dad, anyways the game was terrifically amazing and made me want to bust
Show more
This is an amazing game ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ download it now. Also Monke.
I love monke. Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke Monke. This game is Monke. The first few levels restored my faith in humanity and i was playing it for multiple days straight. This is the best game i've ever played. Edit: Monke.
Show more
Amazing
This game changed my life
Es
Gas
better than lebron
this affects lebrons legacy greatly because this gorilla can make 3 pointers from out of bounds and foul people without getting called by the refs
Grazie Calabria per aver dato vita alla scaramuzzo
Si vede che la creato la scaramuzzo perciò lo adoro❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Why this game is the best game
Monke🧏
Changed Me
I have been Gay for 78 years but this game changed everything. I used to test gorillas for prostates and it made me happy. So happy I kidnapped 46 of them known as the “Great Kidnap of the 1800” They were great test subjects but later I realized this isn’t me. So I went to the facility and did crack. I downloaded this game the next day and haven’t looked back. I’m married to 28 women now. Thank you.
Show more
Why this game is my favourite thing ever
I think it was George Washington who said it is far better to be alone than to be in bad company and this game embodies this perfectly
I am a gorilla, always have been. Ever since my birth I remember loving bananas. Now through this game I can be monke. No longer will people scream at me for assaulting their children because they were eating a banana.
I finally have friends through monke
Thank you for this
I am a gorilla, always have been. Ever since my birth I remember loving bananas. Now through this game I can be monke. No longer will people scream at me for assaulting their children because they were eating a banana.
I finally have friends through monke
Thank you for this
Show more
Made my family come back together
Before this my parents disowned me and my wife Debra left with the kids and I had got cancer so I then had lots of medical bills which made me broke so I was contemplating suicide but I had then thought “I might as well try it” then the instant I pressed download I got a call from my uncle from Nigeria called me to tell me he is paying for my medical bills then my parents came in and named me their son again then Debra came in with the kids and then Elon musk came and gave me a new house and the Tesla cyber truck then i started playing the game (please give me my family back)
Show more
