When's the App going to open up for the Church of the Subgenius?
This app is indeed intriguing. Like to see more updated content. I had a samsung 8 android but i couldn't help but smash it with a hammer so i could get an iphone and get this app. Bravo! I like how dead on in league the random gen must be. Seems like something larger is apparently at work here. Could of just been my paranoid imagination. 5 slack stars
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Seems simple but...!
This seems like a simple random phrase generator, but once you activate Secret Illumination Mode it becomes an intriguing ARG
Great app!!!
Even though there’re too much meaningless sentences not making sense, I can still find some wise “proverbs like” sentence in this app. Great way to know what illuminati is thinking about.
Remember fortune cookies?
That’s what this reminds me of: the little programs that gave us random messages when we logged in, back in the command line days. And it’s hilarious. I have just spent entirely too long playing with it.
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET IT:
This is not a game. Don’t expect it to be one; it isn’t. Don’t complain and down-rate it because it isn’t what it never pretended to be. It’s a fortune cookie app. And it’s not supposed to make sense.
This is meant for a very specific subculture that plays certain games and reads certain books. If you are one of those people, you know and you get the jokes. If you’re got no clue what it’s all about, you’re not one; it’s an inside joke for people who are not you.
And for the love of Eris, it’s free; don’t whine, just delete it. If you misunderstood what it is, or you don’t understand what’s going on, that’s because you’re not who it’s for. You’re rather like a Windows user who doesn’t get Mac jokes, or vise versa.
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET IT:
This is not a game. Don’t expect it to be one; it isn’t. Don’t complain and down-rate it because it isn’t what it never pretended to be. It’s a fortune cookie app. And it’s not supposed to make sense.
This is meant for a very specific subculture that plays certain games and reads certain books. If you are one of those people, you know and you get the jokes. If you’re got no clue what it’s all about, you’re not one; it’s an inside joke for people who are not you.
And for the love of Eris, it’s free; don’t whine, just delete it. If you misunderstood what it is, or you don’t understand what’s going on, that’s because you’re not who it’s for. You’re rather like a Windows user who doesn’t get Mac jokes, or vise versa.
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Please update 2018
Time to refresh! Thwapped*
Is there an update coming for ios11?
Love the app!!
Essential
I have found no better way to get my important messages from the Illuminati on the go!
This was great but does not run on iOS 11. Fix that & I’ll bump it back up to 5 stars!
This was great but does not run on iOS 11. Fix that & I’ll bump it back up to 5 stars!
Endorphin Proliferator
Good for some chuckles by creating hilarious imagery.
Will it be updated so it continues to run?
Will it be updated so it continues to run?
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Absolutely love this app. it appeals greatly to my inner wombat, and keeps the Evil Tacos at bay. if that made any sense to you whatsoever, you probably don't smoke enough cotton. Don't be a normal. ҒṄȎЯԀ.
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Korktum aq bismillahirahmanirahim ok by .s
Masonic
My eyes
A moral compass to insanity
What this app isn't: a game.
What this app is: or is it?
What this app is: or is it?
I *feel* enlightened…
Needs a button to copy the message (including it's attribution) to the clipboard. Oh, and I'm told I must contaminate the tennis ball immediately and report to the final authority.
Fergalicious!
If you love random things, then this is the app for you!
Awedome
On this day in history, Hamlet muttered at the muggle boat
The cheese
I would tell you why I love this app but then they would kill you. The applesauce touched my cheese carrot.
Best one yet
Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Monitor this Dhead
Fnord!
Fnord questa app fnord tutti! Fnord.
A font of wisdom
It is unbelievable how prescient this app is. Download it now.
Shoot the messenger from Hoboken...
...because you will no longer need his services once you have this app. All of my encrypted instructions come through loud and clear, thanks to the Fnorder. But you already knew that, of course.
BTW AgentXYZZY: You must suppress the Hermetic anchovy before the Pope groks the blander snitch.
BTW AgentXYZZY: You must suppress the Hermetic anchovy before the Pope groks the blander snitch.
