Foot Wedge: A Golf Comedy

Shape your round through the choices you make. Read the wind, the lie, the opponent, and the pressure, and decide what to do. Your decisions, not your swing, determine your fate. The game knows whether you made the right call, even if you don't. Foot Wedge is a narrative comedy golf game for people who know golf, and people who don't. There is no swing meter. There is no timing bar. There is only the course, the situation, and the club in your hand. PICK YOUR CADDIE Before you tee off, you choose your caddie, and your caddie shapes everything. Six of them, each a completely different game: • Oz, who speaks in Zen nonsense that somehow lands. • Murph, who has a war story for every situation and gets there eventually. • Digger, zero filter, maximum confidence, wrong about the club and right about you. • August, who sees what nobody else sees and unlocks an ending the others can't reach. • Vivian, the sharpest person on the course, who notices everything. • Lucky, found outside the entrance, with a flask and one piece of real wisdom. Your caddie changes your starting strengths, your between-round options, your comedy, and which endings are open to you. You're always the golfer. Pick a different caddie and you're playing a different game. FOUR CHOICES, EVERY SHOT Every critical moment gives you four plays: the correct one, two that quietly cost you position, and the hero shot, high risk and high reward, only there if you built the right game across the tournament. Golf knowledge is rewarded. Wrong answers feel right until they don't. FIVE METERS THAT PLAY LIKE THE SPORT Composure, Form, Lie, Read, and Gallery move with your decisions and interact the way the game really does. High Gallery and low Form is one kind of round. High Read and low Composure is another. Build the wrong meters for four rounds and the shot that would have won it isn't there when you need it. A FULL TOURNAMENT, TEN ENDINGS Play a four-round tournament as a Monday qualifier who has no business being in the field, and every hole is a decision. Between rounds you manage your bag, talk to your caddie, and deal with whatever proposition just walked up to you in the parking lot. Ten endings await. Some require you to play it straight. Some don't. THE CAMPAIGNS • The Monday Qualifier (free): modern era, coastal low-country golf, one shot to change your life. • The Calcutta (in-app purchase): 1928, hickory shafts, no yardage books, a betting pool in the clubhouse, and a rules official who has been waiting twenty years to catch someone. Beer-league swagger. Range-rat soul. Play it as it lies. Or don't.