best goon material
this is the best game ever. iโve had the best gooning seshes ever. i was feeling bored of all the AI on the rule34 website, so i downloaded this game and i gooned to it for hours on end. this is better than femboys. the whole goon circle loved this, we all have had the best gooning ever. thank you for blessing all of us with this amazing game i love the eggโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
-steph
-steph
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Weird and also, wth are these reviews
To be fair, I know this app is supposed to be weird and quirky, but tbh, this apps gives me major uncanny valley. Also, the fak are these reviews? Literally every single one is 5 stars and they are all saying how it changed their life.
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oh, george.
george is a very handsome man, i very much enjoy george and his features. i do also enjoy maro, he is very cute also. ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
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Egg
Egg with face=eggcelent game
Egg
If you wanted a handsome man egg, yes
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THIS APP CHANGED MY LIFE
I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE EGGS FART EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY I love this app yasss queen ๐
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Love of my life
I donโt have anyone in life๐ now that I have found forbidden egg I have a new found joy in life! I canโt express my gratitude towards this sexy egg. He is now my husband, wife, fiancรฉ, and cousin all at once and I regret NOTHING!!! Thatโs all and DONT TAKE MY SEXY EGG!
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THIS APP CHANGED MY LIFE
I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE EGGS FART EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY EGG GOT W RIZZ AND GYAT AS BIG AS PLANET JUPIDER AND YOUR MOM EGG IS SO SEXY THIS APP CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER I GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHO ALSO PLAYS THIS APP AND SHE GOT ALONG WITH ME THEN WE WON THE LOTTERY AND WENT TO HAWAII MAKE SURE TO DOWNLOAD THE APP AND BE CHILL AS ME
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Life changer
I used to be lonely and dreaded it but ever since I found this game it has been a life changer now not only do I view eggs differently I also can talk to people now
The best game the app store has ever seen.
This game changed my life, and theres nothing else like it to date. The second i saw this app, i felt captivated, oddly. I already had felt the undeniable bond between me and this so called forbidden egg. Its hard to tell why he's forbidden. Maybe his humanoid like face, that stares back into my soul as i rid his body of roses, again and againโฆhis fun cheeky faces and human like features moving as i reveal him. But its hard to tell. Maybe its more underlying lore, that he's yet to tell me. Yet I'm still captivated, and curious despite if he will tell me his origins or not. More questions than i can find answers flow through my small mind, if theres any mind at all, but undeniably this game is ahead of its time, as I'm left in awe and ponder. My mind boggled at how this creation could even be thought of, as amazing as it is. All my in life problems and experiences leaving my body, so engulf and life the life of the forbidden egg. My life solely dedicatedโฆto him. Thank you.
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Beautiful
A masterpiece of this generation! Truly the best thing to happen to me. My life is one million times better since Iโve found this game!
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Kinda scary
Not gonna lie it is a fun game but the music and the faces are scary
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Can I fry the egg
Really really good I love Babe but I donโt really need either second random stuff
C if you canโt read Japanese I do not recommend I just press random stuff since I cannot read Japanese but I have learned how to learn it and read it but I love it itโs the best app ever you should definitely get it but itโs kind of funny because he just gets uglier and uglier me and my friend made his name hugly Because heโs too handsome and very ugly by
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