I owe my life to Ganymede
I was broken, lost and defeated. My wife had left me for my muscular neighbour and taken the kids. I had let alcohol and drugs consume me. Then, an old friend told me to try out Ganymede. Suddenly, my life had meaning again. I found a new trophy wife who was wayyyyyyvmore attractive than that old hag and she spouted out 7 more beautiful children. I then bankrupted my old neighbour who had stolen what was previously mine. Now, while I may not have learnt any lessons, I now have Ganymede.
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I used to have bowel cancer before i downloaded this app. Believe me, there is more to this app than meets the eye, or should i say bowel 🤣🤣🤣😜. Anyhow, Apsolutely incredible game, recoomend to my fellow bowleys, ex-bowleys or non bowleys alike!!!!!!!!!!!
