TEASES!
This is a peaceful, gentle precisely fitting game, I don’t have to think about anything at all, except the pretty colours…but there is technical f***ery afoot!
I wanted to pay my £2.99, remove the soul numbing ads that have crashed the game or made me insane at the lessons they’re teaching the world! I don’t want to play a choices thing, where some fake princess fluffs about with a maid who fell through a ceiling, rich chick not giving a fluff about consent! Fake Zoom-like job interviews, in a bathroom, with a skeezy guy and a daft woman deciding whether to strip for him, for the job. Or that family on an island game, THEY DRIVE ME BONKERS! I want to just play the ‘no think, no migraine’ game till I have to ‘adult’ and pay stupid grown up bills! The fact I can’t give up my money in a way that I’d like, the fact that ‘Ad Free’ is offered, with a big button, it is teased…but denied to my unhappy little brain, is honestly the most rage inducing thing!
I’ve given up trying to change the world, I just want to change a game to ‘no ads’! The world doesn’t want to change and I don’t want to play with the world, I just want to play with my little cogs, see the pretty colours, gently spinning around and forget narcissistic wads exist!
Is that too fluffin much to fluffin well ask for…fluffin is it??? I’d pay and play Tetris, but it speeds up and I’m sick of speeding blocks the have no thought to my poor, hurt feelings!
I want gentle cogs…have pity on me for fluff’s sake!!! Aaaaaand now I’ve finished my inane rant…please, dear game makers, please let me pay you money for ad death and final peace.
I wanted to pay my £2.99, remove the soul numbing ads that have crashed the game or made me insane at the lessons they’re teaching the world! I don’t want to play a choices thing, where some fake princess fluffs about with a maid who fell through a ceiling, rich chick not giving a fluff about consent! Fake Zoom-like job interviews, in a bathroom, with a skeezy guy and a daft woman deciding whether to strip for him, for the job. Or that family on an island game, THEY DRIVE ME BONKERS! I want to just play the ‘no think, no migraine’ game till I have to ‘adult’ and pay stupid grown up bills! The fact I can’t give up my money in a way that I’d like, the fact that ‘Ad Free’ is offered, with a big button, it is teased…but denied to my unhappy little brain, is honestly the most rage inducing thing!
I’ve given up trying to change the world, I just want to change a game to ‘no ads’! The world doesn’t want to change and I don’t want to play with the world, I just want to play with my little cogs, see the pretty colours, gently spinning around and forget narcissistic wads exist!
Is that too fluffin much to fluffin well ask for…fluffin is it??? I’d pay and play Tetris, but it speeds up and I’m sick of speeding blocks the have no thought to my poor, hurt feelings!
I want gentle cogs…have pity on me for fluff’s sake!!! Aaaaaand now I’ve finished my inane rant…please, dear game makers, please let me pay you money for ad death and final peace.
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Almost perfect.
The only thing stopping this being a five star review is that the remove ads purchase button doesn’t work.
The game itself is a very good way to pass some time with a fun extra step instead of just merging straight away.
The game itself is a very good way to pass some time with a fun extra step instead of just merging straight away.
Can’t purchase “ad-remover”
Wouldn’t mind paying, but tapping the button only causes the menu to close and doesn’t prompt the iStore purchase menu.
more advancements needed
there needs to be a goal. more stages to progress to might keep the attention of players and make them want to put the time into this game. It was very disappointing to find that filling the entire board did nothing extra. boring!
Ad bomb game
Every fifteen seconds a ad that takes more than fifteen seconds to get out of is insane. I spend more time in the ads than playing the game. develop a better game experience by putting ads in to get in game rewards. Until then this game gets 1 star
