Genuinely Terrible Ideas

Someone deals you a product nobody asked for. You write the pitch. A panel of six judges — each with a wildly different (and completely unreasonable) taste — decides if you're a genius or a liability. That's Genuinely Terrible Ideas: a fast, loud party game for one screen and a room full of people who think they're funnier than they are. HOW YOU PLAY Pick a mode each round: • DEALER — cards deal you a product, a twist, and an audience. You write the name and the tagline. Rewards writing. • CARDS — no writing required. Pick the funniest combination from your hand and let the judge react. Rewards taste. • OPEN — one wide-open brief. Invent the whole pitch yourself, from scratch. Rewards nerve. MEET THE PANEL Every round, a different judge decides your fate — and they all want something different: • Sir Edmund Vane wants the grandest, most self-important swing. • Dorian Vale wants the cleverest line, not the boldest idea. • Saskia Vex wants pure nonsense that somehow lands. • Diego Ruin wants the pitch that gets you cancelled by Tuesday. • Odis Crane wants the bleakest, most delightfully hopeless idea. • Brianarr Glick doesn't care if it's good — just whether it converts. Learn their taste, or don't, and get roasted accordingly. PICK YOUR SPICE Play it Safe for Work for the family reunion, or flip on Unhinged mode for when it's just the group chat. PICK YOUR JUDGE — LOCAL, YOUR OWN AI, OR OURS Genuinely Terrible Ideas works completely free, offline, no account, no AI: a built-in Local judge scores every round with its own sharp (if simpler) logic. Want smarter, funnier, more in-character reactions? Turn on AI judging two ways — bring your own Anthropic API key at no extra cost, or subscribe to our built-in AI judge for $1.99/mo. Your call, switch anytime. No login. No email. No ads. Just a panel of terrible judges and a room full of terrible ideas.