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This game sucks
Extremely Addicting and fun, but very costly
I got into this game since it came out, pre ordering it as soon as I heard of it. I’ve beaten the game several times, finding great new details every play through. However, with all the great gameplay comes a cost, in terms of time and money, I have 200+ days grinding this game, but I’ve also spent close to 8 thousand dollars on this game, causing my now Ex wife to sue me, and get custody of my 4 year old son, because I’m “ Financially irresponsible” and “Neglectful” as she says it. I asked her to get into the game when we were together, but she didn’t seem into it. Overall, I think this game is severely underrated and is worth grinding for.
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Gave me penis aids
This games graphics are simply top notch and I wonder how they got such good graphics on mobile. The combat is amazing the animations fit so well together and it’s very good it must’ve got out together by big team like rockstar games. This game made me feel new levels of joy and I shed a tear knowing I get to play this exquisite experience for free. This game made me reach new levels of emotion and I took of all my clothes and started beating my chest at strangers so I can imitate the extraordinarily amazing main character with a very dark backstory and lore. The main characters father died and that made me cry so much because we got so emotionally bonded to the main character so I started moaning in strangers ears to pass the time. Later in the story the main character which is a walrus fights the big mean poop monster and when he did that the gameplay and intense cutscenes were on par and even batter then got of war and other cook games like gtat. The grimace sh pekka is a big unit unlocked by clash of clans standard barracks upgraded to level 10 strong unit tbh and I don’t know about you but when I do it it has to be go home or go nothing in the sock of wisdom which tbh kind of looks like the statue of Hobert bills Quintanas last will to her dying son in a fight and then she gets a big battle and then the battle is fought with her death in a fight that she will die in a battle of her own and then she dies and then the war ends
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BEST GAME EVER TO EXIST(ruined my marriage)
Ive played for 500+ hours, completed the campaign multiple times, and im ready for a multiplayer battle royal version. My wife told me it was either her or my precious monkey simulator, and i obviously chose this game, and i would give anything for a multiplayer experience!
