Free
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About
Aim. Shoot. Make something regret existing.
Glass Half Dead is a fast, funny, ridiculously satisfying target-smashing game,
built for quick hits of pure stress relief. Pick a playground, grab a weapon, and
splat everything before the 45-second clock runs out. You can't lose. You can only
score higher.
BACKYARD BOTTLE RANGE: Pistol
Smug cartoon bottles line up on a sunny fence, taunt you ("Bet you miss."), then
EXPLODE into glass and screaming flying face-bits.
SAUCER SMACKDOWN: The Buzzkill Beam
Strap into the cockpit and laser cocky little aliens out of the sky. They zip, they
hover, they livestream your misses to the galaxy.
JUNK FOOD FOOD-FIGHT: Whipped-Cream Cannon
A county-fair snack stand comes alive: a smug donut, a drama-queen pizza slice and a
"my diet starts Monday" attitude. SPLAT them into rainbow frosting. Watch for the
two-bite Donut Boss.
CUBICLE UPRISING: Rubber-Band Gun
It's 4:59 on a Friday and your office supplies have HAD IT. A "per my last email"
stapler, a demanding mug, a doomer marker, then brace for the REPLY-ALL STORM as
sticky notes surge in. Send them all to OUT OF OFFICE. The most cathartic 45 seconds
of your work week.
BUILT FOR COMBOS
Chain hits to climb from x1 to x5 while an over-the-top announcer loses it ("DESSERT
STORM!"). Streaks earn big bonuses and extra time. Screen shake, slow-mo finishers,
and a satisfying CRUNCH on every hit.
EVERYTHING BREAKS
Every shot leaves a mark: walls crack, glass shatters, debris piles up. A hot combo
unlocks BURST FIRE to clear whole clusters at once (DOUBLE SMASH!). And when the mess
gets big enough, a cleaner shows up to sweep it away. He dodges, he hides, and he is
worth a fortune if you can catch him.
GENUINELY FUNNY
Every target has a personality and a one-liner, and the jokes show on screen even
with the sound off.
- Free: the whole game, no strings
- NO ads. NO in-app purchases. NO data collected. Plays offline.
- One-handed: just tap what you want to hit
- A separate high score for every scene
- Challenge friends: share your score in a tap
How high can you score before the buzzer?
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What's New in Glass Half Dead
1.0.1
September 12, 2026
No gameplay changes in this one. The difference is on the App Store side: the listing now says what the game actually is.





