Grand Theft Cow

Grand Theft Cow

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Released
October 21, 2026
Updated
October 21, 2026

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The countryside is asleep. Try to keep it that way. Pilot a flying saucer over moonlit farms and use your tractor beam to steal chickens, sheep, pigs and cows. Bigger targets need better equipment, and the farmers are not happy about any of it. GRAB, SWING AND FLING Lift animals and objects into the air. Fly with them dangling beneath your saucer, build up a swing and release. Drop a cow onto an angry farmer or send a round hay bale rolling through the chaos. HERE COME THE FARMERS Stay too long and the farm wakes up. Farmers chase you across the countryside with shotguns. Keep moving, dodge their shots and use whatever you can lift to fight back. STEAL AT NIGHT. UPGRADE BY DAY. Spend your earnings on a stronger beam, faster lifting, better engines and tougher shields. Work your way from chickens to cows and eventually whole tractors. SURVIVE UNTIL DAWN Later nights bring more farmers and more trouble. Decide when to grab something valuable and when to run. Explore a beautifully illustrated countryside full of expressive animals, glowing searchlights and ridiculous cartoon physics. Play offline. No ads or in app purchases.
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October 21, 2026

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