
Green vs Tan
Plastic army men tower defense
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They came a hundred to a bag. Green on one side, tan on the other, and a bedroom carpet in between.
Green vs Tan is a tower defense game fought with those same plastic army men — the stiff little ones on the molded bases that lived under the couch. Set your riflemen down on the rug, hold the line, then take the whole bag of them up the carpet and smash the Tan's toy box.
THREE HITS AND HE IS A CASUALTY
• The Tan shoot back. Three hits and a man goes over for good — and half his sticker price comes back to the purse in dog tags
• Drag your men into a new shape any time you like. The waves do not stop and neither do you
• Your toy box counts down from ten. A rifleman who walks past your line costs you one of them, and THE TIN REX costs you six
THE WAR THAT DOES NOT END
• A boss on every third level, and THEIR SARGE makes his last stand at level 100
• Clear their last wave and the bugle goes: CHARGE. Smashing their toy box is the only way a level ends
• THE BIG SHOT, the RUNAWAY PIGGY BANK, THE TIN REX and THEIR SARGE, who brought a saber
• Every soldier promotes — a hundred ranks of it. Dog tags on the field, stars for the win
UP TO TEN COMMANDERS ON ONE CARPET
• BRING YOUR BUDDIES: start a squad, read out the code, and up to ten of you hold the same rug — beat the level and everybody's campaign moves up
• The Tan army grows with the room, but slower than your guns do, so ten of you have an easier carpet than one
• PRIVATE BATTLE for the people already in the house, and the battleground runs 1v1 up to 10v10, against people or the machine
• Six maps, including THE WINTER FIELD — snow, thin ice, a long cold march — and WESTERN LAND, where the train set took over the desert
• No chat anywhere in this game — only a code you read out loud
EVERY MAN IS A PIECE YOU PLACE
• The rifleman with the long steady trigger, and the machine gunner who sits right up front
• The bazooka for their armor, the mortar that reaches any spot on the carpet, and the sweeper who seeds it with firecracker mines
• The flamethrower, a soldier carrying soup if you leave him too far back, and the radio man, who lends his reach to everyone standing near him
• Sarge is free, always, and he works his way up from the service pistol to a shotgun, a sniper rifle, or something that glows. There is only one Sarge
SARGE'S SURPLUS — FINE PLASTIC GOODS, EST. 1959
A toy store you walk through yourself, aisle by aisle: NEW RECRUITS and THE MOTOR POOL, carded figures and boxed vehicles, each sold separately. THE MOD BENCH, bolt-on parts that come off any time. PAINT AND DYE, where factory green is always free. ROOM DECORATIONS, and every one of them does something. THE BACK COUNTER, future tech under glass. THE CRYSTAL CASE — cut glass, one blade, any color. And THE FIREWORKS STAND at the very back, where you pick what lights the sky when you win.
The scout jeep and the heavy tank take four plates of armor apiece. THE JET PACK is earned out on the carpet and never sold.
THE ROOM, AND WHAT COMES FOR IT
• Fill the shelf with every decoration and the next day MOM comes in to clean. She fells your men and carries your toy boxes off. Beat her and she puts you on an allowance — stars on the piggy every day, forever. She only comes once
• Beat the daily rival five days running and the piggy takes its first coat of paint and starts paying you stars every day. Miss a day and it pops back to pink
WORLD RANKINGS AND THE MEDAL CASE
• Three ladders — RATING, 1v1 and 2v2. Tap a commander on the RATING board and call him out
• A hundred and thirteen medals in eleven wings, from your first victory on up
No account and no sign-up — tap PRESS START and you have a commander. No ads, ever. Every star is won on the carpet: battle purses, boss bounties, the daily rival and the piggy bank, and nothing on the rug is locked behind money. Sign in with Apple only if you want the same army on a second device. It is a live game, so keep a connection.
Open it and play. Made by Corkscrew Games.
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