Groan Zone

Groan Zone is the dad-joke machine your groan muscles have been waiting for. Tap the button, get a random joke, and brace yourself - the punchline stays hidden until you dare to tap "Show me the punchline." Over 12,000 dad jokes, puns, and one-liners in a bold, cartoonish comic-book world. Every joke comes with a fresh goofy dad and a totally scientific Groan-o-Meter rating, because some jokes just hurt more than others. WHY YOU'LL (GROAN AND) LOVE IT • 12,000+ jokes - you'll never run dry • The big reveal - punchlines stay secret until you're ready • Groan-o-Meter - see how much each one stings, from 1 to 5 facepalms (totally made up) • A new cartoon dad for every single joke • Bold, playful comic-book design • No repeats until you've heard them all • Screenshots are of the actual app with real jokes. SIMPLE, AND KIND TO YOU • 100% free - no ads, ever • No sign-up, no accounts, no nonsense • Works completely offline (but needs email to report/flag a joke) • Collects zero data about you Perfect for breaking the ice, embarrassing your kids, out-dadding the other dads, or filling an awkward silence with something gloriously groan-worthy. Warning: side effects may include eye-rolling, reluctant laughter, and an uncontrollable urge to say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." Tap. Groan. Repeat. — Made by Cramerlabs. Dad jokes sourced from the research paper "What's Brown and Sticky?" by Paul Silvia & Meriel I. Burnett.