Horrible app, horrible company!
Do not install this app! The owners use AI to generate and code, they are destroying the planet! Not only that, but the app is USELESS!!! There’s no use, just make a text groupchat! DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!! DO NOT SUPPORT!!!
Good app! 👍
I like it.
Benito Mussolini
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
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Love This App
This App genuinely made the friend group plans go out of the group chat. Really good. 100% recommend
BEST APP
This app helps me plan hangouts
I Love Hangouts
I Love Hangouts
Donkey
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat
Boom
Two plus two is four
Minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block
Smoke trees (Ah)
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking (You man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda)
He's got the pumpy (Big ting)
Hold tight, my man (My guy)
He's got the frisbee (Shew)
I trap, trap, trap on the phone
Movin' that cornflakes (Uh)
Rice Krispies
Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G)
On, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes
Like my toes (Like my toes)
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam)
You donut
Nose long like garden hose
I tell her man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
Hop out the four-door with the .44
It was one, two, three and four (Us, man)
Chillin' in the corridor (Yo)
Your dad is forty-four (Uh)
And he's still callin' man for a draw (Look at him)
Let him know
When I see him
I'm gonna spin his jaw (Finished)
Take man's Twix by force (Take it)
Send man's shop by force (Send him)
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin')
No ketchup (None)
Just sauce (Saucy)
Raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah
The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know
I tell her man's not hot (Man's not)
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
I tell her man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
Man can never be hot (Never hot)
Perspiration ting (Spray dat)
Lynx Effect (Come on)
You didn't hear me, did you? (Nah)
Use roll-on (Use that)
Or spray (Shhh)
But either way, A-B-C-D (Alphabet ting)
The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know
Big Shaq
Man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
40 degrees and man's not hot (Come on)
Yo, in the sauna
Man's not hot (Never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat
Boom
Two plus two is four
Minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block
Smoke trees (Ah)
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking (You man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda)
He's got the pumpy (Big ting)
Hold tight, my man (My guy)
He's got the frisbee (Shew)
I trap, trap, trap on the phone
Movin' that cornflakes (Uh)
Rice Krispies
Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G)
On, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes
Like my toes (Like my toes)
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam)
You donut
Nose long like garden hose
I tell her man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
Hop out the four-door with the .44
It was one, two, three and four (Us, man)
Chillin' in the corridor (Yo)
Your dad is forty-four (Uh)
And he's still callin' man for a draw (Look at him)
Let him know
When I see him
I'm gonna spin his jaw (Finished)
Take man's Twix by force (Take it)
Send man's shop by force (Send him)
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin')
No ketchup (None)
Just sauce (Saucy)
Raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah
The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know
I tell her man's not hot (Man's not)
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
I tell her man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
Man can never be hot (Never hot)
Perspiration ting (Spray dat)
Lynx Effect (Come on)
You didn't hear me, did you? (Nah)
Use roll-on (Use that)
Or spray (Shhh)
But either way, A-B-C-D (Alphabet ting)
The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know
Big Shaq
Man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
40 degrees and man's not hot (Come on)
Yo, in the sauna
Man's not hot (Never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap
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Holy guac
Ts app is sick as flip
Best app ever
This is hands down, the BEST app I have ever used in my life! It makes hanging out with my friends so much easier and gives me the peace of mind that everything will be accounted for. My only criticism of the app is that there is no donate button!
This app saved my friend group’s planning
After all of the arguing in group chats, Hangouts simplifies planning and it let my friends and I make plans. The ETAs and other features help a ton
Great app!! Super easy to coordinate with friends!
Great user interface and I love the feature where you can see your friend’s ETAs.
