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Got my bale stuck in my hay. I thought the bosses were cool until I saw one in my closet. There is a being trapped inside the Mecha lizard. It's trying to escape to the real world. Lemons are humanities only hope. Always lemon
5 stars❌🧢
I bought an iPhone just so I could play this game
A true work of genius!
The attention to detail, the incredible improved controls, AND the track legends all make this game the beauty it is. Never have I beheld such a work of art.
Weather
Got the game with only normal weather. No rainstorm. No jungle. No waterfall. No nothing. Stupid
But Jace committed to boulder so it’s ok
But Jace committed to boulder so it’s ok
Great game
I don’t need my mom to tuck me in at night anymore because I know this game will keep me safe
Slong Run
Not all hero’s wear capes. Some wear the skimpiest XC uniforms you have ever seen. If you have ever finished a tiring run and thought to yourself: “I want to do some virtual running”, then this is the game for you. Featuring an all star cast of 38 characters, the likes of which the world has never seen, including fan favorites such as Patrick, Natalie, Joey, and Veronica, who along with the amazing alumni, can usual special abilities. This game delves deep into the psyche of what it means to be a runner. Based on real life running, which is already exciting in it's own right, this game includes obstacles such as cars, cows, and fly swarms, and of course giant robots, the usual day to day obstacles runners face. And the best part is that it's all free. No need to grab your parents magical money card and the three wacky digits in the back. This game was made by two epic gamer brothers the Stanfrod Twins. Guess you could say the creative genius ”runs” in the family.
-Two Deuces
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the name is actually chesterwellington420 silly mistake
i’m really in bed rn writing this review at 10:44. i got practice at 5:30 but i am choosing to write this rather than sleep. i don’t even know what time zone u ppl r in so this may not even count. i’m tripping hard rn and just listening to hey there delilah on repeat. i don’t even really like the song.
after getting off on that tangent let’s talk bout this videojuego. i like most of it but i get quite triggered when these young men can’t throw lemons farther than 7.4 feet. they need to hit the gym or sum. i guess none of them played little league baseball. it doesn’t even take baseball experience to throw a lemon 20 feet. apparently none of these people had a childhood that involved being outdoors. i wish instead of throwing lemons they would squirt those gatorade bottles at the floating heads. anyways imma try and sleep now. good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite, 🥩🍈🦍☃️i’m quite knackered currently.
my ig is -charleswellington420 i think but i’m not really sure. i just made a ghetto looking second account so i can stock ppls stuff without having to worry about accidentally double tapping. accidentally double tapping is the most awkward situation possible. night night 🏎🏎🏎🏎 slide in my dms i double dog dare you
after getting off on that tangent let’s talk bout this videojuego. i like most of it but i get quite triggered when these young men can’t throw lemons farther than 7.4 feet. they need to hit the gym or sum. i guess none of them played little league baseball. it doesn’t even take baseball experience to throw a lemon 20 feet. apparently none of these people had a childhood that involved being outdoors. i wish instead of throwing lemons they would squirt those gatorade bottles at the floating heads. anyways imma try and sleep now. good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite, 🥩🍈🦍☃️i’m quite knackered currently.
my ig is -charleswellington420 i think but i’m not really sure. i just made a ghetto looking second account so i can stock ppls stuff without having to worry about accidentally double tapping. accidentally double tapping is the most awkward situation possible. night night 🏎🏎🏎🏎 slide in my dms i double dog dare you
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Addicting
So fun!
for all jv runners
this game is good for when coach tell us to get our miles up
Testimony of Hay Bales 3
I’d like to bare my testimony of this majestic game. It has truly changed my life for the better. It brings the spirit into my soul and it radiates out of my soul so that others can see the truthfulness of this game. That the Stanford Brothers made this game with inspiration from God. I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ amen.
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Do I have a husband?
My name’s Lufanda Chungus and this game has changed my life. I’ve been playing it ever since my husband and mines physician recommended it to help us out. My husband had replaced my spa room with a horrific wiener collection! But since I’ve started playing, I find myself forgetting I even have a husband. Our marriage is so much healthier now that it’s been four days since I’ve seen anything else but flies, cars, and hay bales. Sometimes I even see those things I’m real life and I know exactly how to avoid them all because of hay bales. Thank you hay bales for saving the Chungus family.
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INSANE WAY TO INCREASE YOUR TIMES
So I started running cross country this year for fun and I saw this game and decided to download it. I played for a day and somehow my mile time went from a 6:51 to a 4:37 in one day! The different characters helped me make my form better and I was able to see how they just sprinted the whole time and tried it for myself. Insane game if you want to increase your times!!
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Saved My Marriage!
My lovely wife Lufanda Chungus and I were down in the dumps. Going into our forty’s was hard for our relationship. After I decided to remodel our house and get rid of her spa room so there would be more space for my musty hot dog collection, things in the house were pretty tense. We were considering divorce, but we didn’t want to make life hard for our three amazing children, Fred Chungus, Toby Chungus, and TeriyakiMaster6969@Beanos Chungus. I didn’t know what to do! I spoke with my physician, and he said that my wife and I should consider trying Hay Bales 3. We were reluctant at first, but boy am I glad we did. Now, my wife plays so much she doesn’t even notice the three new wieners I’ve added to my collection. So I’d like to give Hay Bales 3 a huge thank you. This game saved the Chungus family!
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This is what we’ve been waiting for
There has been madden. There has been fifa. There was tennis in wii sports. But now...the greatest of them all has revealed itself: Hay Bales 3. A game for cross country?? Yea you bet. One might think the game is boring, and there’s nothing to it. I will slap any person who says that. This a game of quality. Adventure. Excitement. I’ve already told all my friends about this game even though none of them are runners and well, they all blocked me.....But hey maybe they downloaded it ya never know. I’ve already gotten the top score in the game and unlocked every character within a day of downloading. And that’s totally legit and it definitely happened😉. So what are you waiting for? Go download Hay Bales 3 and make your stupid boring life full of wonder and joy!
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(ryry_running_memes)
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Deep Science Analogy of this Game
THE BOYS have conducted many experiments in America and we have concluded that this game is the best game that involves running. Through many surveys it was shown that owners of this game absolutely love it! And feel a sense of power when they play this game. Why?? Well you see this game is one of the best efficient games on the App Store. NO ADS?!!?!?! Ever had to turn on airplane mode to stop getting ads? THIS GAME HAS NO ADS FOR FREE!!! Ever had an injury from cross country and track and have fantasized over running?? Well now this is where this game comes in ABSOLUTE CLUTCH!!! You can keep your motivation for running, love for the sport, and the same competition that you had for running by competing for number one on the leaderboard. THAT IS AMAZING. In conclusion from many of these studies by THE BOYS XC 🦾🗣 a trusted research facility has holds the best scientists in the nation. That this game is number 1 and will remain there.
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Best Sports Game of the Year
In today’s day and age, it is very hard for sport game fanatics, such as myself, to find a game they won’t quickly get bored of. Not only does Hay Bales 3 obliterate the very thought of that stereotype, it immensely surpasses the action, addiction, and joy all other sports related games on the App Store can offer. Its beautiful randomized background alone, which changes every time you press play, makes the player feel as though they are truly running throughout the various locations established within the game. There is a huge plethora of characters you can choose from, each specially designed to be individual and unlike any other character in the game. Not to mention Ragnar Mode, a Mode I’ve never seen used in any other game I’ve played, which allows the player to swap between other characters while they run, just like a relay. Hay Bales 3 is truly a well rounded work of art. It will most definitely be the top athletic game of the year, possibly even the decade. I look forward to future updates and even other games by The Stanford Twins.
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Here in Oregon we don’t really have an indoor track season, so I have been using this game to practice my racing strategies for the upcoming track season. My PR in the 800m used to be 2:09, but after playing this game for a couple minutes I got up and ran 800m at the nearest track. I clocked in a time of 1:40.92 which isn’t terrible, nobody saw however which I am thankful for. This game is absolutely remarkable, and the only downside is that I’ve been missing practice since this game’s release. Runners have been demanding a prestigious running video game for the longest time and it has finally been delivered. I look forward to Hay Bales 4D’s release after the 2020 Tokyo Olympics :)
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The Game I’ve been Waiting For, 420/69
I have confirmed with the boys and chief that we have come to the conclusion that THIS IS IT! I finally have found a game that I can play when ditching my long runs. The ever growing desire to make it to the top of the leaderboards is really what keeps me going when playing this game. The tunes are pretty lit asf too not gonna lie. It makes me feel like I’m really outside running like I should be even though I’m laying down playing a phone game. It’s pretty unique to have such a big variety of different characters that you can play as which really grabs my attention even more. I could probably even see people like Mo Farah or Eliud Kipchoge playing this game. No matter what kind of runner you may be, this is the game for you. Frosh soph? They like it. Varsity? They REALLY like it. JV RUNNERS?? THEY FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN SOMETHING! This game makes getting drafted to go fight in Iran seem less boring because now I have a game to play when i’m watching the fortnite players build our defenses and the cod players drop shotting the enemies. My dog’s life has ultimately been turned around and he now has taken up the pole vault in track and field. Overall, very solid game that is pretty addicting. 10/10 will surely keep playing unless you guys come out with a Hay Bales 4 👀.
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Worlds greatest app
I used to be like you. I, a young man, once played online with friends. I once attended a school. I once talked to my friends. I never wanted to go down this road.
It started when my brother downloaded the Devil’s game. I never let him beat me in anything, so naturally, I downloaded it too. It seemed easy at first, tap the screen to get the bird/fish/whateveryouwanttocallit through the big Mario tubes. Then I died. I tapped between the tubes and died. I laughed at first. I’m far from laughing right now.
I beat my brother’s high score, but kept going. I wanted to get to 100, I’ve already created this addiction, I’ve already made it to 70, so why not? Don’t set a goal. I got 99. 99. My mother has stopped feeding me. I don’t talk to anyone. I sit here and play. I’ve wet myself countless times not wanting to go to the bathroom and ruin my game. I’ve threatened to cut the fingers of my relatives off. I’ve thrown my cat out the window. I’ve created this addiction. I need help.
I locked myself in the bathroom. I’m sitting in the bathtub writing this review, warning you NOT to download it. My family doesn’t dare to enter. My brother hasn’t taken a shower in a month.
I’m cutting my fingers on the sharp edges of my cracked screen, but it’s worth it. A person reading this that doesn’t download this game is a life saved. Don’t end up like me.
It started when my brother downloaded the Devil’s game. I never let him beat me in anything, so naturally, I downloaded it too. It seemed easy at first, tap the screen to get the bird/fish/whateveryouwanttocallit through the big Mario tubes. Then I died. I tapped between the tubes and died. I laughed at first. I’m far from laughing right now.
I beat my brother’s high score, but kept going. I wanted to get to 100, I’ve already created this addiction, I’ve already made it to 70, so why not? Don’t set a goal. I got 99. 99. My mother has stopped feeding me. I don’t talk to anyone. I sit here and play. I’ve wet myself countless times not wanting to go to the bathroom and ruin my game. I’ve threatened to cut the fingers of my relatives off. I’ve thrown my cat out the window. I’ve created this addiction. I need help.
I locked myself in the bathroom. I’m sitting in the bathtub writing this review, warning you NOT to download it. My family doesn’t dare to enter. My brother hasn’t taken a shower in a month.
I’m cutting my fingers on the sharp edges of my cracked screen, but it’s worth it. A person reading this that doesn’t download this game is a life saved. Don’t end up like me.
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