Heisenburger Tycoon

Behind every honest burger joint is... an honest burger joint. Yours is the other kind. Heisenburger is a darkly comic management tycoon: cook product in the lab out back, wash the cash through the diner out front, and build an empire one greasy alibi at a time — cozy pixel art, one thumb, pick-up-and-play. RUN THE LAB - Fire up cookers from a humble clay pot to a full industrial rig - Buy precursor, manage purity, and keep the benches cooking while you work the front - Supply is scarce — grow your rack and your connection or the cooks run dry WASH IT CLEAN - Flip burgers out front to launder dirty money into spendable cash - Hire cashiers, seat guests, and keep the checker-tile diner humming BUILD A CREW - Retain a lawyer to soak up heat; put a fixer on call for the worst days - Hire runners to move product on the street — pay them well to keep them careful and quiet KEEP THE HEAT OFF - Bribe the dirty cop before he asks too many questions - Bank goodwill against the day it all spikes — miss it and you get raided EXPAND THE OPERATION - Roll out food trucks, run marketing campaigns, and throw parties that move serious product - Climb from a shabby one-pot kitchen to a sprawling, suspiciously profitable franchise Free to play. Optional, opt-in rewarded ads can cool your heat or rush a cook — never forced. It's a joke. Mostly. Can you keep the burgers clean and the empire cleaner?