Her Majesty's SPIFFING Achievements
Total achievements: 25
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One small step
Commence your mission on board the HMSS Imperialise!
86%

Leg breaker
Crush a table top football player
38%

Don't show this tip again
Locate the paperclip
36%

I can’t believe you’ve done this
Wake up Sub Lieutenant Jones
26%

What a thrill
Use the ladder like a boss
25%

The gravity simulation switch
Examine the Gravity Simulation Switch
24%

Cringer
Summon the Power of Greyskull to distract Antoine and Pierre
19%

Lullabies to paralyse
Put frogs to sleep
15%

Master of unlocking achievements
Save game progress using the typewriter
15%

Damn you all!
Maybe it was earth all along?
15%

Sharing is caring
Give Sub Lieutenant Jones English's tea
13%

That’s all we could afford
Complete Her Majesty's SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back
12%

Nailed it
Fail to catch a frog even when they are asleep
9%

She's behind you!
Find the replacement motor, when asked
9%

While simultaneously locked
Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead
8%

Cheese sir, I want some more
Acquire a second block of cheese
5%

Premium Engineering
Locate the French camp while driving the Beagle Two Too
5%

Cardio, bruh
Break a sweat when using the treadmill
3%

One can never be too careful
Ensure no one can erase the driver
2%

Call Autoglass
Crash into ejected fuel cell when at the controls of the HMSS Imperialise
2%

Bring me my detonators!
Talk to G.E.R.T.E.A. about British villains
2%

+1 Geology
Examine all the rocks on the planet surface
2%

Inconceivable
Attempt to mix washing up liquid and tea
1%

Every breath you take
Look intently at Sub Lieutenant Jones
1%

Bubbles!
Place washing liquid inside washing machine before it's activated
1%


