Hipstercade

Hipstercade

by Jonatan Yde

2 ratings
1 review
Free

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  • Released
  • Updated
  • September 30, 2014
  • August 27, 2026

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Experience the cyclical nature of modern life through a retro-themed game focused on patience and quick wit. Unlock achievements and compete with others on a global leaderboard.

Retro 8-bit graphics
Ironic sounds and quotes
Game Center integration
Competitive scoreboard
Unique levels
Hidden hipster achievements
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What's New in Hipstercade

2.0

August 27, 2026

No time to waste! Be the first to unlock new achievements and wipe the normies off of the leaderboard. Now also available for Mac and Vision Pro - however the true hipster sticks to iPhone

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User reviews

Awesome retro for small children!!

So simple and so funny! My kids love the sound effects they hear a funny mans voice and I hear a drunken sleep deprived college kid that writes too much code lol! They love playing and I like them playing the retro arcade graphics.

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FAQ

What is Hipstercade about?

Hipstercade is a retro-themed game that explores the cycles of modern life, focusing on patience and quick wit. It features original 8-bit graphics, ironic sounds, and quotes from great hipsters.

Is Hipstercade free to play?

Yes, Hipstercade is available for free. It does not have any in-app purchases or advertisements.

Does Hipstercade have ads?

No, Hipstercade is completely ad-free. The description explicitly states 'And absolutely no ads'.

What devices does Hipstercade support?

Hipstercade is supported on iPhone and iPad devices.

How often is Hipstercade updated?

The latest version, 2.0, was last updated on August 27, 2026. While the update date is in the future, it indicates a commitment to ongoing development.

Can I compete with other players in Hipstercade?

Yes, Hipstercade features full Game Center integration, allowing you to compete with fellow hipsters on the integrated scoreboard and uncover true hipster achievements.

What is the age rating for Hipstercade?

Hipstercade has an age rating of 4+, making it suitable for a wide audience.

What kind of gameplay mechanics does Hipstercade use?

Hipstercade requires patience, a steady hand, quick wit, and an understanding of the 'Hipster mind' to beat its unique levels. It focuses on the meaningless cycle of hectic modern life through acting and repeating.