HOA President

You are the newly elected president of the Cedar Hollow Estates homeowners association. Congratulations. Nobody else wanted the job, and you are about to find out why. Every day, one situation reaches your driveway: the pickleball court schedule that started a war, the forty cubic yards of mulch delivered to your address, the emotional-support goat the city says is livestock, the volunteer who holds every key and is leaving for six weeks. Three choices each time. Every choice pleases someone and infuriates someone else — the Board, the Homeowners, the Newsletter, or the curb appeal itself. Let any one of them give up on you and the recall vote writes itself. Nearly two hundred hand-written situations, dealt differently every run. Keep an archive of every crisis you've survived, a hall of the presidencies that came before you, and a final ledger that records exactly how it all went wrong. Runs are quick, defeat is certain, and the minutes will reflect that you were warned. Pay once, own it forever — no ads, no purchases, nothing to sign up for, and it works with no connection at all.