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Farm as many enemies as you can, as fast as you can, as long as you can.
Horde Farmer is a bullet-heaven roguelite built for one finger. Your weapons fire themselves — all you do is steer, gather XP, and decide your build as the game progresses.
SPIN YOUR BUILD
Every level-up is a slot machine. Three reels, one button to stop them, three upgrades to choose from. Take the one you want and live with it — there are no re-rolls. Even your starting weapon comes off a spin, so no two runs open the same way.
SIX WEAPONS THAT GROW
Bouncing Bolt, Homing Shot, Lightning, Orbit, Prismatic Spray, and Quad Gun. Each one levels through its own scaling table, adding damage, speed, and extra projectiles as it climbs. Stack multiple weapons or try push one to its ceiling.
DECISSIONS DECISSIONS
Do I take a weapon upgrade, or a stat attribute upgrade? You will constantly be put to a decision on how to progress your build against a growing horde. 1 small mistake can torpedo your entire run.
THIRTY-SIX ENEMIES, THREE TIERS
Skeletons, goblins, orcs, gnolls, ogres, mummies, wraiths, demons, golems, cyclopes, elementals, and giant skeletons — each in low, mid, and high tiers that arrive on their own schedule. Epic variants start slipping into the spawns, and they get more common the longer you last. Beat them, before they beat you!
CHESTS ARE A GAMBLE
Every stage change drops a chest far off screen. Walking to it means leaving your kill zone, crossing open ground, and trusting your build to hold while you are out there.
THE HORDE ALWAYS WINS
A new stage every sixty seconds, forever, each one compounding the enemy health, damage, and speed. A strong build buys you time. It does not buy you a happy ending. How long can you last?
READ THE RUN
Death opens your run's numbers. See in depth charted analytics, stage by stage, so you can see exactly where the curve got away from you. Your best score is kept. Beat it.
FEATURES
- Touch anywhere to steer; the stick appears under your finger
- Thirty-six enemy types with epic variants
- Endless, compounding difficulty
- Analytics to analyze your run
- No ads, no in-app purchases, no account
- Plays entirely offline
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What's New in Horde Farmer
1.0
October 30, 2026





