How cooked am I

How cooked are you, really? Describe the deadline, awkward text, questionable decision, or tiny inconvenience currently sending you into a spiral. How Cooked Am I? turns your chaos into a playful score from 1 to 10—then serves up a personalized roast and practical ways to bring the heat back down. HOW IT WORKS • Describe what’s going on • Get your cooked score, from Raw to On Fire • Receive a short roast that actually gets it • Find simple, practical steps to uncook yourself • Revisit past results in your private, on-device timeline NO ACCOUNT. NO SOCIAL PRESSURE. There’s no sign-up, profile, feed, leaderboard, or collection of followers waiting to judge you. Open the app, describe the chaos, get your result, and move on with your day. BUILT WITH PRIVACY IN MIND Your timeline stays on your device. How Cooked Am I? doesn’t include advertising or analytics SDKs, and it doesn’t sell your data. Text submitted for analysis is sent securely to our AI provider to generate your result. COMEDY, NOT CARE How Cooked Am I? is a lighthearted stress check—not a medical, diagnostic, or therapeutic tool. If your message appears to describe a serious crisis, the app steps out of the joke and directs you toward real support resources. Life gets messy. You might as well find out how cooked you are.