
Hurtlebrook
Real top speeds, head to head
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How much faster is a bullet train than a racing dog? What would happen if a tortoise lined up next to a supersonic jet? Hurtlebrook answers by putting them on the same track.
Choose two to four racers from fifteen, press START THE RACE, and every one of them runs at its real-world top speed. Finish times are compressed on a logarithmic scale, so even a 0.03 mph snail against a 17,500 mph orbital rocket is over in seconds, yet the finishing order is always the true one.
THE LINE-UP
Animals: snail, tortoise, rabbit, sprinter, racing dog, ostrich, cheetah
On Land: bicycle, motorcycle, family car, bullet train
In the Air: helicopter, airliner, supersonic jet, orbital rocket
HOW A RACE GOES
• Fill the starting grid from three tabs; tap a chosen racer again to take it off
• A countdown, then the lanes let go
• Pause or restart at any point
• A finish card for every racer that crosses the line
• A results board ranked by true top speed, with a short speed note on the last racer home
ADS AND PRIVACY
Hurtlebrook is free and supported by advertising. Once a race is over, a single interstitial ad may be shown before the results board. Ads are served through AppLovin MAX and its mediation partners, and Adjust is used for install attribution and ad performance measurement. On first launch the app asks for App Tracking Transparency permission; allowing or declining it changes nothing about how the game plays. There is no account to create and no in-app purchase. With your permission, device identifiers and an approximate location derived from your connection may be used by the ad partners for advertising and measurement; the published App Privacy labels list every category, and the privacy policy page repeats them in plain language. Your last line-up, the help card flag and the race counter are stored on this device only and go away when you delete the app.
GOOD TO KNOW
• Plays on iPhone and iPad, in portrait
• A race runs entirely on the device and takes about 3 to 12 seconds; the network is used for the ad request, ad measurement and small configuration and media fetches
• Speeds are real-world reference figures. Lane motion is scaled so every racer fits on screen
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What's New in Hurtlebrook
1.0.1
November 5, 2026




