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Every idiom in the English language is a sentence somebody stopped finishing.
Idiotic Idioms hands you a phrase, one letter at a time. Guess consonants free. Pay tokens for vowels. Solve it before your four guesses run out — and the punchline nobody asked for is yours.
BREAK THE ICE.
Then apologize to the host. Then leave.
One new Daily Idiom every day, and a streak you will absolutely lose on a Tuesday.
— Consonants cost nothing. Vowels cost tokens. Choose accordingly.
— Out of guesses? Watch an ad, get two back, keep the streak alive.
— Every phrase you solve is filed in The Library, punchline included.
— Earn typefaces as you climb from Novice Plagiarist to Idiomatic God. They're earned, never sold.
No accounts. No sign-ups. No leaderboards full of strangers. Just you, a phrase, and the growing suspicion that language was designed by idiots.
A Gogh Games title.
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1.0.1
September 30, 2026
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