If you enjoy staring at the loading screen more than playing this game is for you
Literally everything causes the game to crash. Even opening the game in the first place.
The ios port is garbage.
Don’t bother.
If you absolutely need to play this game do it on a real computer instead because it’s worthless on any mobile device.
The ios port is garbage.
Don’t bother.
If you absolutely need to play this game do it on a real computer instead because it’s worthless on any mobile device.
Can’t input age to even play
I would’ve been excited to play this game, but I could not even get past entering my age and agreeing to the terms of service. When you touch the scrollbar to input an age, it scrolled to the very top. When you try to scroll down, the scrollbar won’t stop. It just goes all the way back down to the most recent year. It wouldn’t even allow me to pick a random year. That was closer to mine. It just scrolled to the top or bottom all the way if you touch it at all.
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Borderline unplayable on an iPhone
The UI on this game has not been scaled correctly for the iPhone. It’s the same proportions as the PC/console version, just shrunk down which is an issue as it is dense with text that is now too small to read. If they redesign it for the iPhone I’ll happily give it another go, otherwise I’d just avoid it.
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Just don’t
Do yourself a favor and don’t even install it. Buggy as all get out, and it just crashes over and over and over. Literally have had to open the app 5-10 times in just trying to get in, it crashes so much. It’s only an exercise in frustration, save yourself the hassle
Literally unplayable
The Apple version of this game is very buggy and constantly restarts losing your last moves. Exercise in frustration trying to build a formation or select options.
Save yourself the hassles and don’t install it.
Save yourself the hassles and don’t install it.








