Crashes
Crashes
Short
Idle game
Paid for no ads, still get ads
Broken game
Forced ads
Horrible Mess
But wait, it gets better—or should I say worse. After slogging through this unplayable dumpster fire, the game bugs out completely at the end, making it impossible to continue. That’s right, after suffering through hours of ads, glitches, and broken audio, you don’t even get the satisfaction of finishing it. It’s like being punched in the face, only for someone to spit on you afterward for good measure.
Calling this a “waste of time” doesn’t even begin to capture the magnitude of regret I feel for downloading this train wreck. It’s not just broken—it’s a testament to laziness, incompetence, and sheer greed, designed solely to trap you in an endless loop of ads while delivering nothing but frustration. If there was a way to give this game negative stars, I’d happily do so, if only to erase the memory of this torment from my brain.
To the developer: how dare you unleash this monstrosity on the world? Were you trying to create the worst game ever, or was that just a happy accident? Either way, may you never touch a line of code again for the rest of your days. Gaia herself weeps for the time we’ve all wasted on this abomination.
