Impulse Market

Seven ways to look at things you are not buying. Impulse has themes now. Tap the palette on the Shop tab and pick a decade: • Frutiger Aero — glossy bubbles, tropical sky, unshakeable 2007 optimism • Windows 98 — silver bevels on a teal desktop, right down to the title bars • Xbox Original — translucent green slabs glowing in the dark • Liquid Glass — frosted depth over a slow colour drift • Synthwave — neon grid, magenta sun, endless horizon • Newsprint — ink on paper; your spending, as reported • Impulse — the original mint, still here and still default Every theme changes the whole app: backgrounds, buttons, cards, charts, credit cards, even the type. Pick one and the tab bar changes with it. 412 more things not to buy. The catalog nearly doubled — 933 products across 57 categories. Ten of those categories are new: Vinyl & Turntables, E-Bikes & Scooters, Winter Sports, Water Sports, Golf, Drinkware & Hydration, Telescopes & Optics, 3D Printing, Sleep & Recovery, and Art & Craft Supplies. Every existing aisle got restocked too. Fixes • Tapping a category no longer opens whatever product was lurking underneath it • Closing a credit card mid-checkout no longer takes the app down with it • Orders can finally be deleted — swipe, or tap Edit on the Tracking tab • The depreciation chart no longer offers to show you months before you bought the car, and no longer gives up after five years • Every product photo now ships inside the app, so the storefront works with the Wi-Fi switched off • Shipping addresses stop accepting "New Yorkkkkk" as a state • Assorted repairs to charts, layout and empty screens Still fake. Still great. Still nothing arrives.