Access a curated collection of witty comebacks, famous quotes, birthday roasts, and clever excuses. Quickly find the perfect line for any situation with an intuitive interface. Save your favorites for easy retrieval.
27.1.1
September 12, 2026
ASK SIRI "Hey Siri, insult me." Or an excuse, a quote, or a birthday jab. Siri reads the line out and shows it on a card — no need to open the app, which matters given the moment you want one of these is usually mid-conversation. It works from the Action Button and in Shortcuts. WHEN WE ASK FOR A RATING We ask when a line has actually been used — shared with someone, or read out loud — and never on launch, never from a menu. If you have just tapped the speaker, the ask waits until the line has finished being read: talking over the punchline would rather defeat the object. At most three times a year, counted by the app rather than left to chance. "Not Now" costs you nothing and we will not ask again for months. ALSO • Fixed: the rating prompt used to count lines viewed, which went up fastest for the people the app was serving worst — twenty taps of "New" means nothing shown yet was good enough. It now waits until something is actually used. • Fixed: the prompt could be spent invisibly on a cold launch after an update. It is now counted per person, not per release. • The listing has been corrected. It previously described saving lines, which the app does not do, and promised quotes from Wilde, Churchill and Parker. The quotes are original one-liners, not famous ones, and are now described as such.
MoreInsultation provides a library of short, sharp insults, famous put-down quotes from notable figures, one-liners for roasting loved ones on their birthdays, and clever excuses for various situations.
The app is organized to help you find the right line in approximately three seconds. You can tap or swipe through the different categories to discover suitable comebacks, quotes, or excuses.
Yes, Insultation allows you to save the lines you find useful. This feature lets you easily access and reuse your favorite comebacks, quotes, or excuses whenever you need them.
No, Insultation prioritizes user privacy. It does not require accounts, track users, or collect any data. The app is designed with a 'Data Not Collected' privacy label and sends no information anywhere.
Insultation is a paid application. It is available for purchase at $0.99. The app does not have subscriptions, ads, or in-app purchases.
Insultation is designed for iOS 26 and iPadOS 26. It was made by Indy.inc in the United Kingdom.
The latest version of Insultation is 26.5.2, last updated on May 11, 2026. This indicates a recent update, suggesting ongoing support and potential for future improvements.
Insultation has an age rating of 9+. This means it is considered appropriate for users aged 9 and older.
