Love the positives this gives to my body
It’s a trend in my sorority to take photos at the beach near campus town in a revealing 2 piece. We all kind of stand together forcing a smile in that stupid sorority pseudo-cheerfulness way. To make matters worse I have to take a picture with all these bombshells, whereas I’m like a 5 or 6/10. So we all post the group photo on our own individual instagrams and at the end, we all lowkey check which of ours has had the most likes. I usually end up in last. Gotta thank my lucky stars for this, putting me on top to all of their toxic dismay.
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Everything is perfect but wish you could gift other people likes
I can see this problem turning chaotic, but at the same time I don’t want to have to log in my depressive friend’s account (after having to steal her information) just to log her into the app and get her likes so she’ll hate herself slightly less than before. I’d rather send her the followers and make the process much easier and less depressing than it already is. Please implement this. You still get the 5/5 btw.
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Been trying to land a girlfriend recently and having so much pre-instilled value is amazing
Odds are people are going through your instagram without you knowing, if your account is public. They’ve probably been recommended your profile and have tapped on your profile to see if you’re someone they know. If they see you have a few hundred likes on each picture, well that gives you immediate social status boost if you do happen to know them. People will ask themselves what it is about you that gets you so much attention; even if that thing doesn’t exist, they’ll start to come up with explanations for why you’re so popular. This is the beauty of silly internet points, they’re meaningless, just like a dollar bill, but because people give them value, THEY HAVE VALUE. Been getting a lot more acceptance from women because of this. Call me crazy but it works like black magic.
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Proved to be a far better alternative than facebook for networking
I’m a young college student and I’ve been using facebook for most of my college career to network, meaning I’d officialize and maintain connections. However, I don’t post that often on Facebook because most of my peers have moved onto other platforms. So I’ve had to move to instagram. Thankfully, this app has made the switch highly successful. It was hard getting followers at first, and it sucked as I knew I couldn’t now follow connections I’d made earlier that I’d forgotten to maintain. So, having these likes to guide me through my first few pictures and establishing a quick and steady rise of my following has been extremely crucial and beneficial.
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No shame, no gain
The only actual setback you may feel is a little bit of fear that someone might call you out on purchasing likes, which is also known as shame. So yeah, you might have some people, maybe 1% of your followers, figure out that you’re using this app. That being said, it takes a snake to know a snake. Odds are, if they know you’re using it they understand the intricacies of the app, which means they use it themselves and can’t call you out on it otherwise they’d make themselves look as bad as they’re trying to make you out to be. I’ve gone through this process before, and it is a risk you have to take, but totally worth it even if you do get called out.
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