Meltdown Queue

Even your meltdown needs a ticket. Press the button for a daily ticket, a deadpan announcement, and a place in a very imaginary line. Some tickets print normally. Some get jammed. Others arrive with a long list of things that can wait. Keep your stubs on your phone, revisit today's ticket, or share a ticket image with the system share sheet. The ticket number and daily notice are generated on your device. A joke app. No data leaves your phone.