Unbelievable
You ever go on a date with someone and you think to yourself “wow, that was the best time of my life?” Well that’s how you’ll be thinking after you play just 5 levels of Meteor Rush!
It was a simple day July, on my usual trip to the bathroom when I realized I need a game to play for this monster bomb I was about to drop to destroy this toilet. I was sitting and contemplating, even studying each game I came across the App Store, until I saw it’s high tech sleek design. I quickly downloaded it not knowing what was going to come next.
After finishing one level of this game, I found myself to be changing. No, not in the way I played but my whole body structure started to change. It was a very minimal change at first, but as I kept finishing more levels I started to realize my muscle started getting bigger, to the size I couldn’t even dream of, I started to see into the future, and by level 7 I heard loud knocks at my at the restroom door. I was confused, no one was home so who could it be? Then the door broke down and it was a ton of beautiful women wanting to do the dirty with me! But I didn’t have time for this nonsense so I flew out of the room, and went to the clouds to continue playing this amazing game. I kept playing and playing and playing, unlocking new powers over and over and after I finished level 100, we’ll let me tell you, I am a god now. But being a god, I realized one thing. The man who made this game is greater than a god and should be renowned for his amazing work across all time and space.
It was a simple day July, on my usual trip to the bathroom when I realized I need a game to play for this monster bomb I was about to drop to destroy this toilet. I was sitting and contemplating, even studying each game I came across the App Store, until I saw it’s high tech sleek design. I quickly downloaded it not knowing what was going to come next.
After finishing one level of this game, I found myself to be changing. No, not in the way I played but my whole body structure started to change. It was a very minimal change at first, but as I kept finishing more levels I started to realize my muscle started getting bigger, to the size I couldn’t even dream of, I started to see into the future, and by level 7 I heard loud knocks at my at the restroom door. I was confused, no one was home so who could it be? Then the door broke down and it was a ton of beautiful women wanting to do the dirty with me! But I didn’t have time for this nonsense so I flew out of the room, and went to the clouds to continue playing this amazing game. I kept playing and playing and playing, unlocking new powers over and over and after I finished level 100, we’ll let me tell you, I am a god now. But being a god, I realized one thing. The man who made this game is greater than a god and should be renowned for his amazing work across all time and space.
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Scratches the itch
So I’m a full time mom to a toddler. But before that, I was a competitive gamer. I used to play high stakes for the adrenaline, for the rage of my enemies, to boost my ratings sky high. All of it. Now? I sit with my toddler watching coco melon on a good day. What’s this have to do with Meteor Rush? Well. I’m stuck on level 19. I haven’t felt this much rage inducing adrenaline since before I became a parent. I’m hooked. Thanks for reminding me how it feels, Meteor Rush.
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Andie
FUN! Keep playing to get to
next level. Also keeps me from
doing my chores🙃
next level. Also keeps me from
doing my chores🙃
I’m addicted and gained a power.
Playing this game is the most fun way to kill time. Catch me in the train, car, bathroom, airplane, etc. playing the heck out of it.
Not only is this game fun, but my hand-eye coordination has increased to astronomical proportions. Yesterday I woke up with the ability to bend space and time with a simple wave of my wrist.
Don’t download this game just for the fun. You actually evolve as you play.
Not only is this game fun, but my hand-eye coordination has increased to astronomical proportions. Yesterday I woke up with the ability to bend space and time with a simple wave of my wrist.
Don’t download this game just for the fun. You actually evolve as you play.
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