Boring and pointless
The game is mindless for sure, but does not succeed at being mindless fun
No stairs
Very cute game, but I got to level 2 and no stairs appeared... Reinstalling now
A few bugs
Great fun, but . . .
One time when I was playing, a dungeon level (3 I think) was generated with no stairway. No way to end the game so I reinstalled the app.
Similar issue with character death. After being killed by the final boss, when I began again, I found that the game had not been fully reset, so I was at level 1 and wearing a steam powered exoskeleton.
One time when I was playing, a dungeon level (3 I think) was generated with no stairway. No way to end the game so I reinstalled the app.
Similar issue with character death. After being killed by the final boss, when I began again, I found that the game had not been fully reset, so I was at level 1 and wearing a steam powered exoskeleton.
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Enjoyable
A fun and simple game that will have you laughing.
really well done but...
it's great but I feel like if you were to be able to choose classes and it would drop some class specific gear it would be great! but I guess that could be for a game a lot like this, other than that it's a really well done game in my opinion!
Bingo!
The name says exactly what it is. The names of the items in game are pretty funny. Names of enemies is pretty solid as well. Fun if your on the shi**er
Just What It Says
Terrible game. Mindless and repetitive. 10/10
As Described
Great for killing time during your bosses tirade about you being unproductive...
Weird but fun ..
Weird not being able to compare items before equipping them, whole lot of downgrading done accidentally .. Truly is mindless entertainment, though
Great game
Killed militant vegan with sandpaper boxing gloves. 11/10 would download again
Stuff
Fun
Best pointless waste of time ever...
I personally thoroughly enjoyed this game... A little too easy and no complicated gameplay like at all, but that's what makes it so much fun
My review.
This game is simple but fun. The loot is
Funny and silly. I would recommend for
A simple diversion.
Funny and silly. I would recommend for
A simple diversion.
Terrible
This is one of the worst games I have ever seen on the iOS store. The mobs names are boring the i teams are too easy to come buy. The way the developers created this game makes it too easy to complete levels. Don't waste your time it's not worth it.
Fun...ish
Its a pretty fun game but there is not a whole lot of challenge it seems.
This Is Dumb
All you do is tap a button over and over to kill things.
10/10
10/10
Mindless indeed!
As a test, I made it all the way to the bottom without collecting any loot. I had to collect the cool sword in order to head back up, but I dropped it for a spatula on the next level and was still able to make it with only resting when my HP got low and several half-face scrolls on the last boss.
One thing that seemed like a bug is that when I played a second time, the first loot was the steam-powered armor. Maybe I really am only supposed to play it once!
One thing that seemed like a bug is that when I played a second time, the first loot was the steam-powered armor. Maybe I really am only supposed to play it once!
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Does what it says on the tin.
Beat up a sad old drunk for his sandpaper boxing gloves. 10/10.
does exactly what it says on the tin!
and that isn't a bad thing! it isn't a complicated or difficult game and the monsters and items made me laugh. i don't know if there's much replay value, but it's a great way to kill a few minutes without requiring too much attention span.
suggestion for replay value: randomly-generated sets of item and monster names! it's more for entertainment value than anything. i'm gonna keep this around for whenever i want to cut a swath of blood through a dungeon.
it'd be nice to be able to name our characters, but it's a nice little free game that i'm happy to have downloaded. :)
suggestion for replay value: randomly-generated sets of item and monster names! it's more for entertainment value than anything. i'm gonna keep this around for whenever i want to cut a swath of blood through a dungeon.
it'd be nice to be able to name our characters, but it's a nice little free game that i'm happy to have downloaded. :)
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Time waster as promised
That's 10 min of my life I will never get back. Balance suggestion: make item drops rarer (1/3 of current drop rate)
