Moniboi

You start with a handful of cash and a dream. The rent doesn't care. MONIBOI is a roguelike life simulator where money is your health bar. Every turn, you draw action cards — hustle a side gig, enroll in a class, invest in cat cafe's, or do something you'll probably regret. Each choice costs time and money you can't afford to lose. Bills come fast. Skills level slow. One bad break and you're done. SURVIVE THE GRIND Work dead-end jobs. Flip burgers. Drive rideshares. Whatever keeps the lights on. Every dollar earned is another heartbeat. MAKE QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS Run a crime ring. Join an MLM. Go all-in on a meme coin called GRINDCOIN. The payoff might be huge. The consequences definitely will be. BUILD SKILLS, UNLOCK PATHS Level up hustling, intellect, stealth, charm, and more. Higher skills mean better odds — but there's always a cap. There's always a chance it all goes wrong. STORY ARCS DISGUISED AS CHOICES Multi-part storylines weave through your hand like normal cards. You won't know you're in a story until you're too deep to walk away. A friendly neighbor's business pitch might be a pyramid scheme. That crypto tip from your cousin? It's going somewhere. RANDOM EVENTS KEEP YOU HONEST Lotteries. Robberies. Tax audits. Medical emergencies. Life happens whether you're ready or not. Some events offer choices. All of them cost something. VENTURES FOR PASSIVE INCOME Start a small business. Become a landlord. Open a cat cafe. Ventures pay regularly — but overhead eats into profits and things can go sideways fast. DIE IN INTERESTING WAYS Go broke. Get sick. Get old. Get caught. Every run ends differently. Your final score is every dollar you ever earned — wear it like a badge or bury it in shame. AGE IS NOT JUST A NUMBER You start young. Bills escalate. Get old enough and every year is borrowed time. How far can you stretch a life built on hustle and bad decisions? No ads that interrupt gameplay. No pay-to-win. Just you, your cards, and the relentless economy. How long can you survive?