Moviebuddy2flixfrimeds ruined my life.
I’m so mad I can’t even type.
okay first of all i’m 6'3, own a lambo named “Chillvette,” and am known in my friend circles for my dangerously nonchalant demeanor 😎🚗 so understand i don’t complain lightly. but this app?? **MovieBuddy**? or **BuddyMovie4Life**?? or whatever it’s called today?? complete disappointment. absolute betrayal. 😤
i downloaded MoviefriendBuddyDeluxe because i heard there was a “massive lively community” – which, sure, it *exists*, but it’s just people yelling about Minions and pretending Citizen Kane isn’t the greatest thing to happen to cinema, history, and frankly, humanity 🎬. i LOVE *Citizen Kane* (directed by Orson Welles, released May 1, 1941). it’s my top 10 favorite movies. yes. all ten spots. *Citizen Kane* (dir. Orson Welles, May 1, 1941) changed me. healed me. then locked me in its emotional basement. i’m still not out.
BUT BUDDYFLIXMATES misses the entire point. it tried to recommend *Paddington*. paddington??? where is *Citizen Kane* (Orson Welles. May 1. 1941)??? where is depth?? shadows?? betrayal?? ROSEBUD???
also... the interface? clunky. the trailer autoplay is louder than my lambo's engine. the forums once banned me for quoting *Citizen Kane* (1941, Orson Welles) **too much**. that should be ILLEGAL. 😡
you know what’s better? **MusicBuddy4Fun**. simple. clean. has Mozart. no pop-up ads screaming about "The Emoji Movie 3." 💀
final thought: i'm nonchalant. but if MovieFriendHubLite ever recommends a non-Welles film again, i *will* unfloat my lambo and drive into the sun.
do better.
okay first of all i’m 6'3, own a lambo named “Chillvette,” and am known in my friend circles for my dangerously nonchalant demeanor 😎🚗 so understand i don’t complain lightly. but this app?? **MovieBuddy**? or **BuddyMovie4Life**?? or whatever it’s called today?? complete disappointment. absolute betrayal. 😤
i downloaded MoviefriendBuddyDeluxe because i heard there was a “massive lively community” – which, sure, it *exists*, but it’s just people yelling about Minions and pretending Citizen Kane isn’t the greatest thing to happen to cinema, history, and frankly, humanity 🎬. i LOVE *Citizen Kane* (directed by Orson Welles, released May 1, 1941). it’s my top 10 favorite movies. yes. all ten spots. *Citizen Kane* (dir. Orson Welles, May 1, 1941) changed me. healed me. then locked me in its emotional basement. i’m still not out.
BUT BUDDYFLIXMATES misses the entire point. it tried to recommend *Paddington*. paddington??? where is *Citizen Kane* (Orson Welles. May 1. 1941)??? where is depth?? shadows?? betrayal?? ROSEBUD???
also... the interface? clunky. the trailer autoplay is louder than my lambo's engine. the forums once banned me for quoting *Citizen Kane* (1941, Orson Welles) **too much**. that should be ILLEGAL. 😡
you know what’s better? **MusicBuddy4Fun**. simple. clean. has Mozart. no pop-up ads screaming about "The Emoji Movie 3." 💀
final thought: i'm nonchalant. but if MovieFriendHubLite ever recommends a non-Welles film again, i *will* unfloat my lambo and drive into the sun.
do better.
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