My Trading Story

"Shoulda bought… shoulda sold… shoulda!" Tired of regret? It's 2026 — and you've just slipped back to May 2012. The Shoulda Parrot is on your shoulder, your savings are in your pocket, and 14 years of real-world markets are waiting to be played differently. A real time-slip, not a fantasy You wake up at your old desk on May 1, 2012. Bitcoin still costs cents. Korean tech giants are mid-companies. The Shoulda Parrot — your retired self in feathered form — squawks advice. This time, the past is yours to trade. Trade 700+ stocks & cryptocurrencies Korean equities, US large caps, crypto, FX, and commodities 14 years of real historical price + volume data, day by day Order books with partial fills based on real daily volume Auto-applied dividends and stock splits Favorites, search, and category filters — find the names you remember Live an actual life, not a spreadsheet Get a salary every month. Pay rent and groceries. 2013, 2017, 2019 — kids are born. Bills go up. Random events drain your cash. Year-end capital gains tax bites. This is a portfolio sim with a life simulator wrapped around it. Portfolio & ledger at a glance Pie chart of every asset class you hold Per-stock cost basis, P/L, and unrealized gains Month-by-month ledger of income and spending Auto-save every month — no anxiety about losing progress Global leaderboard Your 14-year final net worth uploads to a cloud ranking Compare your alt-history with players around the world "Shoulda bought…" only counts if you can prove it Lovingly hand-drawn pixel art A retro-2010s living room, an office, the family TV. Every prop drawn one pixel at a time by a solo developer. No filler, no asset packs. You'll love this if you Catch yourself saying "I shoulda bought…" at least once a month Want a low-stakes way to practice investing decisions Love pixel art, retro vibes, and Korea-flavored life sims Just want to live 2012-2026 one more time, slightly richer All prices are simulated for entertainment and learning. Nothing in this game is investment advice. Plug in the Shoulda Parrot. Start your timeslip. Shoulda!