Ninish Feelings, Allegedly

No therapist. No filter. Just your feelings, judged accordingly. I built this for a friend who matches my love of sarcasm but somehow says twenty words a day to my two hundred — we've never communicated the same way, but the sarcasm always translates. This app is what happens when you try to check in on each other anyway. Pick a mood, or type your own unfiltered debrief. Get judged accordingly, then get on with your day. — Fast daily check-ins, no forced positivity — A running streak, so you can see exactly how avoidant you've been — Home Screen and Lock Screen widgets, so the reminder is impossible to ignore — Optional AI commentary if you bring your own API key — or just enjoy the 50+ built-in judgmental one-liners — One button reserved for when sarcasm needs to take a break No accounts. No cloud sync. No performative wellness era. Just your feelings, allegedly.