No Can Do

Finally, an app for people who've mastered the art of creative avoidance. Track which excuses you've used with which contacts so you never accidentally kill the same grandmother twice. Features 500+ professionally crafted excuses across 8 categories - from mysterious health ailments to catastrophic tech failures. Because "something came up" is amateur hour, and you're better than that. Perfect for serial plan-cancelers, commitment-phobic individuals, and anyone whose car breaks down suspiciously often. Transform your flaking from amateur hour to professional-grade avoidance. Disclaimer: Maybe actually show up to things occasionally. Your relationships will thank you.